{"product_id":"the-wafflefalter-bush-gift-card","title":"The Wafflefalter Bush Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ehe wafflefalter bush, the leaves of which when stewed and thrown over ones left shoulder cure indecisiveness. Although many people suffer from this frustrating ailment, this remedy is not used as much as it should be as the patients tend to spend too long deciding which leaves are the most succulent, how long to stew them for and whether the over the shoulder motion should be quick and decisive, or slower and more accurate, and in the meantime the leaves shrivel and die. The distinctive flowers grow in the shape of the question mark in the Klahtian alphabet (\u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Klah_question_mark_32x32.jpg?v=1635290417\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e), and questions have been raised about which came first; did life imitate art, or art imitate life (never resolved).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOften found growing on fences.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s4\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with \u003cem\u003eThe Wafflefalter Bush\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and story on the back (\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eblank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). Includes envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39576625250438,"sku":"","price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/WafflefalterBushcmyk.jpg?v=1635290612","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/the-wafflefalter-bush-gift-card","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}