{"product_id":"the-ruminatel-beasts-greeting-card","title":"The Ruminatelbeasts Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with The Ruminatel Beasts illustration on the front and story on the back \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). Includes matching envelope.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eHoles that emit light beams, Nilreb Province.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKlahtian Scientists are still working to determine why this phenomena occurs, though grandmothers have known for centuries that it is because of the Ruminatelbeasts who live just below the surface of the earth and shoot light beams from their eyebrows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThese brilliant light beams are powered uncontrollably by the Ruminatelbeasts’ thoughts, useful when making a jam sandwich in the dark or looking for their favourite black t-shirt in a drawer of black t-shirts. Unfortunately the Ruminatelbeasts have a tendency to overthink, constantly creating far too much thought-light, and making it hard to sleep or watch old films in their underground lairs. After much pacing, ruminating and light explosions that made the fields of Klah look like the sun, the beasts eventually came up with the ingenious idea to put holes in their bedroom ceilings to release the unwanted light into the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eGrandmothers of Klah (GOK) recommends a drop of clove oil on the temples before approaching, and never to whisper thought-provoking ideas down the holes unless you are wearing a high quality visor-shield.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42431724060806,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/GreetingCard-Ruminatel2.jpg?v=1757476876","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/the-ruminatel-beasts-greeting-card","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}