{"product_id":"the-boney-birds-of-revelry-womens-longsleeve","title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry Women's Longsleeve","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandprinted longsleeve tee (130 GSM) with sequin eye, produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. 100% cotton. Relaxed fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Boney Birds of Revelry story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.........................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Boney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eome people are very good at life. I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eI speak really of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, whose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. The birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). The bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":39772328067206,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":39772328099974,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":39772328132742,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":39772328165510,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":39772328198278,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Boney-Birds-black-Women_s-Longsleeve.jpg?v=1651995755","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/the-boney-birds-of-revelry-womens-longsleeve","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}