{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-womens-winter-fleece-sweatshirt","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Women's Winter Fleece Sweatshirt, Metallic, Dark Green","description":"\u003cp\u003eHandprinted sweatshirt (400 GSM cotton, CVC fleece lining) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, a relaxed \/ oversized fit and dropped shoulders. This garment is produced under ethical working conditions and screenprinted by Klah's Royal Master Artist using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Beetle of Excitement story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Model is 158cm tall and wearing an XS. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Dark Green with Metallic Blue \u0026amp; Green print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.....................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIn\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat - get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Dark Green \/ XS","offer_id":41012909506694,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Small","offer_id":41012909539462,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Medium","offer_id":41012909572230,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Large","offer_id":41012909604998,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Green \/ XL","offer_id":41012909637766,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Beetle-Dark-Green-Women_s-Winter-Sweater3.jpg?v=1716184518","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/the-beetle-of-excitement-womens-winter-fleece-sweatshirt","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}