{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-women-s-fleece-hoody","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Women’s Winter Fleece Hoody","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e400 GSM heavy weight Hoody, with cotton outer and CVC fleece inner. Handprinted with the \u003cspan\u003eBeetle of Excitement in metallic blue and green\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment has a pullover hood with self-fabric lining, kangaroo pocket, hem and sleeve cuff ribbing, and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. It has a relaxed fit with dropped shoulders. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes with the Beetle of Excitement story card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e------------------------------\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIn\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat! Get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Dark Green","offer_id":44083787464838,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Dark Green","offer_id":44083787497606,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Dark Green","offer_id":44083787530374,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Green","offer_id":44083787563142,"sku":null,"price":129.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/BeetleWomen_sHoody.jpg?v=1782166443","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/the-beetle-of-excitement-women-s-fleece-hoody","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}