{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-metallic-monarch-tee","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Metallic Women's Monarch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton crew-neck tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModel is wearing a Small and is 158cm tall. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSleeves can be sewn rolled or left longer \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(please check for both options if your size seems sold out). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Beetle of Excitement story-card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Dark Green with Metallic Green and Blue print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e ...........................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIn\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat! Get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Dark Green \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41012976156806,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Dark Green \/ Rolled","offer_id":41012976189574,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Dark Green \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41012976222342,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Dark Green \/ Rolled","offer_id":41012976255110,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Dark Green \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41012976287878,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Dark Green \/ Rolled","offer_id":41012976320646,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Green \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41012976353414,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Green \/ Rolled","offer_id":41012976386182,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Beetle-Dark-Green-Monarch.jpg?v=1716182422","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/the-beetle-of-excitement-metallic-monarch-tee","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}