{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-gift-card","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats). In \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat! Get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with \u003cem\u003eThe Beetle of Excitement\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). Includes envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40188496019590,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/KlahCard-Beetle.jpg?v=1587450546","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/the-beetle-of-excitement-gift-card","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}