{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-longsleeve-1","title":"The Balloonman Women's Longsleeve","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandprinted longsleeve tee (130 GSM) produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Relaxed fit. Sizing guide in image.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with White \u0026amp; Metallic Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":31691904614534,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":31691904680070,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":31691904745606,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":31691904811142,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":31691904876678,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Balloonman-Women_s-Longsleeve.jpg?v=1590116439","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/the-balloonman-womens-longsleeve-1","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}