{"product_id":"mystic-charles-secret-mens-tee","title":"Mystic Charles' Secret Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦\u003ci\u003e Mystic Charles had a secret. It wasn’t that he could teleport, everybody knew that, for that was how he delivered the royal mail. It wasn’t even the fact that it was really his splendid knitted hat that gave him this ability, not the crystal staff as everyone presumed (though this was really a secret too, as frequent attempts were made by naughty people to steal the staff). No, the secret I am referring to is that as well as being an excellent burglar decoy, the crystal staff doubled as a tap dancing prop when Mystic Charles was in the privacy of his bedroom. Although Mystic Charles had been practicing for years and was surprisingly agile, no one had ever seen him dance – for unfortunately even though he had travelled the world a thousand times, he remained frightfully shy, and never whispered his passion to a soul. “Tomorrow”, he thought to himself every day. “I will have the courage tomorrow”. In his heart he longed to tap dance for the King \u0026amp; Queen, in the meantime he delivered their mail. \u003c\/i\u003e✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (160GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; handprinted in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Mystic Charles story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStonewash Grey (Green Diamond, silver\/green ball)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStonewash Blue (Blue Diamond, silver\/blue ball)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#ff0000\" style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e ☜\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":9006002077740,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9006005583916,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":9006002110508,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9006005616684,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":9006002143276,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9006005649452,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":9006002176044,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14346367631404,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9006005682220,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14346367664172,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mystic-Charles-Stone-Blue-Tee_32abcd60-d42e-4f98-aca0-3e75f42b81b7.jpg?v=1557909523","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/mystic-charles-secret-mens-tee","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}