{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003e✦ In most countries an elite taxi service is one which offers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet windows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the ability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated wisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually a praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s life. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming lectures, visit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emervynsagetusk.kingdom-of-klah.com\u003c\/a\u003e ✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (140 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Mervyn Sagetusk story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Stonewash Grey and Stonewash Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment has been decreed an official Klah habiliment by the Kingdom of Klah. The Kingdom wishes you to know that each and every one of these pieces has been individually printed by the Kingdom’s master artist, and is therefore unique to its brothers and sisters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671681670,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671714438,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671747206,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671779974,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671812742,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079032364,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079065132,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079097900,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079130668,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14834554109996,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mervyn-Sagetusk-Stone-Blue-Mens-Tee.jpg?v=1628328373","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/mervyn-sagetusk-mens-crew-neck-tee","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}