{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-esteemed-wisehog-gift-card","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk, Esteemed Wisehog Greeting Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003en most countries an elite taxi service is one which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eoffers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewindows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ea praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003elife. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003electures, visit: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\"\u003ehttps:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with \u003cem\u003eMervyn Sagetusk\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and story on the back. Includes metallic white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31539140231302,"sku":"","price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/KlahCard-Mervyn.jpg?v=1587457383","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/mervyn-sagetusk-esteemed-wisehog-gift-card","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}