{"product_id":"i-heart-kittens-sweatshirt","title":"I Heart Kittens Royal Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e♥ \u003ci\u003eRaymond had always been terrified of kittens. His elbows shook with fear when he heard the sound of meowing, his hands became clammy at the thought of their whiskers, and several times he jumped into the arms of unsuspecting strangers when he encountered cats in the street. He had nightmares about thousands of kittens holding paws and singing songs about rainbows. One day he met the girl of his dreams, Ramona R. Ramspittle. Ramona had magnificently silky eyebrows and an equal fondness for badminton. Raymond daydreamed about the two of them in matching badminton costumes, leaping around with tiny racquets and tremendous agility, sparks flying in the air and her eyebrows flowing in the wind. Unfortunately, Ramona also had an intense love of cats: her house was shaped like an enormous cats head and her mantlepiece adorned with miniature cat statues. Raymond wanted to impress her. He dismantled his cat alarms and adorned himself with happy cat paraphernalia. They went to the park and held hands. He disguised his terror with large volumes of catnip, but in the back of his mind he worried, “how long before she knows?” \u003c\/i\u003e♥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the I Heart Kittens story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Steel Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images- this garment is unisex sized.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505695366,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505728134,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505760902,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505793670,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505826438,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505859206,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Kittens-Steel-Blue-Sweater.jpg?v=1587894340","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/products\/i-heart-kittens-sweatshirt","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}