{"title":"Women's","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"wolf-fox-unisex-sweatshirt","title":"Wolf-Fox Royal Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe beast who was half wolf, half fox did not howl like a regular wolf, nor did he growl like a regular fox. Instead he sang the song of the future, only he sang it backwards, emitting a strange but beautiful noise, likened by some to the sound a flower makes in a sunshower, and others to the rhythm of waves against a great whale. We do not know how it is that he came to have such power, only that the moment he stops singing, it will be the future.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment has been decreed an official Klah habiliment by the Kingdom of Klah. The Kingdom wishes you to know that each and every one of these pieces has been individually printed by the Kingdom’s master artist and is therefore unique to its brothers and sisters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton hand-printed sweatshirt (350 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Wolf-Fox story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black. The Duke is pictured in size Medium, and the Duchess in size Small. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":35924311236,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":237501041,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":237501157,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":237501205,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":237501245,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14346170826796,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Lookbook-black-wolf-sweater-tashi-web2.jpg?v=1554106299"},{"product_id":"sacred-feather-womens-tee","title":"Sacred Feather Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦\u003cem\u003e Sacred Feather was not always known by such a grandiose name. He was born Malcolm Blibbertrot, and the girls used to tease him because of his high-pitched voice and silly name. One day three unusual feathers grew out of his head and have remained there ever since. Not only do they add to his ravishingly good looks, the feathers act as a sort of antennae, each tuned into a different wavelength. The first feather, a glorious spotted specimen, allows him to predict the weather in Klah with amazing accuracy. The second feather, adorned with diamonds, understands the mysterious whispered language of the Kazuut trees, who it turns out know some great jokes as well as being incredibly wise. The third feather, perhaps the most miraculous of all, is able to tell when a guest is thirsty, and which flavour of tea is their preference. Because of these talents he has appeared on the national weather channel for a number of years, is the Kingdom’s first representative to the Kazuut Forests in the South of Klah, and is an excellent host to his numerous visitors. These days girls chase him for his autograph and his name is printed on souvenir tea-towels. Sometimes he wishes he could have become a simple mechanic and wear greasy overalls without appearing in  gossip magazines (SACRED FEATHER IN SHOCK-HORROR WARDROBE MISHAP!), but mostly he is content. \u003c\/em\u003e✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM) with curved hem, produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Sacred Feather story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with emerald green sequin eye and Burgundy with mauve sequin eye. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜ \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":33555909636,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779619462,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":287977228,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779652230,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":287977230,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779684998,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":287977232,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779717766,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":287977234,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":31538779422854,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779750534,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779947142,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/kingdom_sacred_feather_womens_tee.jpg?v=1560285967"},{"product_id":"i-heart-kittens-sweatshirt","title":"I Heart Kittens Royal Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e♥ \u003ci\u003eRaymond had always been terrified of kittens. His elbows shook with fear when he heard the sound of meowing, his hands became clammy at the thought of their whiskers, and several times he jumped into the arms of unsuspecting strangers when he encountered cats in the street. He had nightmares about thousands of kittens holding paws and singing songs about rainbows. One day he met the girl of his dreams, Ramona R. Ramspittle. Ramona had magnificently silky eyebrows and an equal fondness for badminton. Raymond daydreamed about the two of them in matching badminton costumes, leaping around with tiny racquets and tremendous agility, sparks flying in the air and her eyebrows flowing in the wind. Unfortunately, Ramona also had an intense love of cats: her house was shaped like an enormous cats head and her mantlepiece adorned with miniature cat statues. Raymond wanted to impress her. He dismantled his cat alarms and adorned himself with happy cat paraphernalia. They went to the park and held hands. He disguised his terror with large volumes of catnip, but in the back of his mind he worried, “how long before she knows?” \u003c\/i\u003e♥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the I Heart Kittens story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Steel Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images- this garment is unisex sized.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505695366,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505728134,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505760902,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505793670,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505826438,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31570505859206,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Kittens-Steel-Blue-Sweater.jpg?v=1587894340"},{"product_id":"les-moon-poet-womens-tee","title":"Les Moon (Poet) Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe Duchess tees have a curved front and back and are more fitted than the Baroness \/ Monarchs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Les Moon story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black or Navy with Silver ink. Sizing guide in images. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. Lesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). Unfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":11821848952876,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851639852,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963501380,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851901996,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963501388,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851934764,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963501392,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851967532,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963501396,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":29032234385452,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":11821852033068,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":29032234418220,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Moon-womens-tee_f2fefa41-14c6-42ae-879b-8d40752f2c7f.jpg?v=1554012657"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-tee","title":"The Balloonman Women's Duchess Tee White","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in White (with Navy \/ Yellow), and Black (with White \/ Metallic Blue).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly(ish) e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":963514668,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":963514672,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":963514676,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":963514680,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ White","offer_id":29032481620012,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-womens-tee-white_cbe7ba06-9f22-4eec-93d6-d46f3cbdb259.jpg?v=1558041900"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-duchess-tee","title":"The Balloonman Women's Duchess Tee Black","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThere are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM) with curved hem, produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with White, \u0026amp; Metallic Blue and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/womens-tees\/products\/the-balloonman-womens-tee\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly(ish) e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":35583159812,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963600504,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963600508,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963600512,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963600516,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14641308860460,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-womens-tee-black_037fa014-dcc7-43b4-85c6-635baf18556e.jpg?v=1558041831"},{"product_id":"the-lantern-moths-commemoration-womens-tee-1","title":"The Lantern Moths' Commemoration Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Radiant Ranges are not glorious and light as one would imagine, but dark and ominous, and strange things happen there – perhaps the strangest of all being the diamonds that sometimes rain from the sky, like the most radiantly dangerous hail you have ever seen, or been smacked in the face with. To avoid injuries, a magnificent group of lantern moths provide a warning system before each diamond fall, flying over the valleys and signaling to the citizens to helmet up the cows and hurry inside. Due to the abundance of diamonds in the area, anything that can be made from diamond is, from houses to harpsichords, tables to toothbrushes, and sometimes the teeth themselves. On the unusual occasion that it is sunny, the citizens are forced to wear special diamond-blocking glasses to protect their eyes from the glare, and stop them developing what is commonly known as “sparkle-eye”. The lantern moths have performed this honorable warning duty for as long as anyone can remember. When they are not signaling, they are forecasting the next fall. They do this in a number of ways: as well as having a weather station with the usual gadgets and gizmos, they watch the skies, they feel the vibrations of the weather on their wings, and they listen to the whispers of the diamonds. The Kingdom of Klah has created this garment to commemorate the fine and important job the lantern moths do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Duchess tees have a curved front and back and are more fitted than the Baroness \/ Monarchs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Lantern Moths' Commemoration story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":1421773316,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":1421772804,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":1421772932,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":1421773060,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":1421773188,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Lantern_Moths_Womens_Tee_Navy.jpg?v=1699590014"},{"product_id":"the-wolf-fox-womens-tee","title":"The Wolf-Fox Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦\u003cem\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe beast who was half wolf, half fox did not howl like a regular wolf, nor did he growl like a regular fox. Instead he sang the song of the future, only he sang it backwards, emitting a strange but beautiful noise, likened by some to the sound a flower makes in a sunshower, and others to the rhythm of waves against a great whale. We do not know how it is that he came to have such power, only that the moment he stops singing, it will be the future.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Wolf-Fox Storycard and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜ \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":33556039492,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144546860,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":33556039556,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144612396,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":33556039620,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144677932,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":33556039684,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144710700,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":33556039748,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":29032577892396,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144743468,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":29032577925164,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/womens_wolf_fox_tee-web.jpg?v=1554105724"},{"product_id":"native-singing-cat-womens-baroness-tee","title":"Native Singing Cat Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic roses. Due to the handprinted nature and the technique of printing the metallic blend, each print will have a different gradient of colour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images. Model wears a Small and is 158cm tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Native Singing Cats story card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Many of you will have heard how nature is connected. There are small fish that zap around big fish and keep them clean, sea anemones that hitch around on the backs of crabs, and plants that will feed you in exchange for a good watering. On the mysterious island of Klah, a species of native singing cat is responsible for the blooming of many fruits and flowers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sound of forty cats wailing together in an alleyway is not normally something anyone in their right mind would go out of their way to hear, but these particular cats are considered an audial delicacy, and draw crowds from distant lands who flock to the island at different times of the year to watch flowers unfurl and vegetables hurl themselves up from the earth, each to a different type of music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor example, when it is time for the parsnips to arise, the cats perform a jazzy funk number, and when it is time for the roses to bloom a tragic opera rings through the streets, because it is well known that roses love a good heroine death. There are love ballads to turn the lemons sour, psy-trance for the goji berries and cabbages are always up for a snazzy disco. The cats still sometimes fight as cats (and temperamental artists) do, they brawl over creative differences and who gets the lead part in musicals, but they fight to music so it becomes a beautiful rhythmic fight dance, throwing shapes not punches and swiping xylophones not faces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the fight dances occur strange new varieties of plants are often born, such as corn cobs made of pearls, forests of broccoli so enormous that people build treehuts in the branches, and perhaps most importantly, a potent purple catnip with sardines for flowers, which fuels the cats and continues the cycle of beasts and birds and all things fruity in Klah, \u0026amp; thus, the world continues.✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":9033326166060,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108617350,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":9033326297132,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108650118,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":9033326329900,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108682886,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":9033326362668,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108715654,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14341438865452,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108781190,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Native-Cat-Baroness-metallic-Betty.jpg?v=1725062121"},{"product_id":"the-lantern-moths-commemoration-womens-baroness-tee","title":"The Lantern Moth's Commemoration Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Lantern Moths story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. Model is wearing a size Small and is 158cm tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ The Radiant Ranges are not glorious and light as one would imagine, but dark and ominous, and strange things happen there – perhaps the strangest of all being the diamonds that sometimes rain from the sky, like the most radiantly dangerous hail you have ever seen, or been smacked in the face with. To avoid injuries, a magnificent group of lantern moths provide a warning system before each diamond fall, flying over the valleys and signaling to the citizens to helmet up the cows and hurry inside. Due to the abundance of diamonds in the area, anything that can be made from diamond is, from houses to harpsichords, tables to toothbrushes, and sometimes the teeth themselves. On the unusual occasion that it is sunny, the citizens are forced to wear special diamond-blocking glasses to protect their eyes from the glare, and stop them developing what is commonly known as “sparkle-eye”. The lantern moths have performed this honorable warning duty for as long as anyone can remember. When they are not signaling, they are forecasting the next fall. They do this in a number of ways: as well as having a weather station with the usual gadgets and gizmos, they watch the skies, they feel the vibrations of the weather on their wings, and they listen to the whispers of the diamonds. The Kingdom of Klah has created this garment to commemorate the fine and important job the lantern moths do.✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment has been decreed an official Klah habiliment by the Kingdom of Klah. The Kingdom wishes you to know that each and every one of these pieces has been individually printed by the Kingdom’s master artist, and is therefore unique to its brothers and sisters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":9038246412332,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":9038246445100,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":9038246543404,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":9038246576172,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":9038246674476,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":9038246707244,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":9038246805548,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":9038246838316,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14345542074412,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":40181915811974,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Lantern-Moth-baroness-Betty.jpg?v=1725002809"},{"product_id":"brian-bird-lion-womens-baroness-tee","title":"Brian Bird-Lion Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Baroness is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAccompanied by the Brian Bird-Lion story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e......................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eBrian had always felt an affinity with birds. This was probably because Brian, although obviously part-lion, had himself hatched from an egg.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe egg had been resting all alone in a nest - not of twigs and moss and sticks, but of matted golden fur much like his own mane. After he had emerged from the egg, quite quickly, thanks to his lion claws, he looked around but could not find any sign of a jubilant parent, or even a note welcoming him to the world, so he climbed awkwardly down the tree and set out for life, which was fortunately signposted. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe soon discovered that when he encountered birds, a curious energy was created between them, and sometimes nearby objects would begin to fly, or sing sweet songs, or start to forage for crumbs. One time a letterbox burst into song and became a local attraction, and a whole town sprung up around it with lodgings with great names like \u003cem\u003eThe Sing Inn\u003c\/em\u003e, although of course it never happened again. In the meantime Brian realized he had never met a lion, and wondered \u003cem\u003ewhat would happen if he did?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":9373299474476,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31550476025990,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":9373299540012,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31550476058758,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":9373299605548,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31550476091526,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":9373299671084,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":31550478024838,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31550476124294,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31550478155910,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Brian-Marahau-portrait-crop.jpg?v=1587617978"},{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-womens-baroness-tee","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Gold \u0026amp; White, with Gold Sequinned eyes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAccompanied by the Snakebird Gold story ☞Translate the Klah alphabet language around the design (alphabet in images, and accompanies garment)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Baroness is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eThe Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost. Then one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs. Instantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":9711923036204,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":9711923101740,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":9711923167276,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":9711923232812,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":42024498757766,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Gold-Baroness-tee_279675ba-d69c-4da1-a024-ead30e088ad9.jpg?v=1751058638"},{"product_id":"native-singing-cat-womens-baroness-tee-cerulean-blue","title":"Native Singing Cat Women's Baroness Tee, Cerulean Blue","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦ Many of you will have heard how nature is connected. There are small fish that zap around big fish and keep them clean, sea anemones that hitch around on the backs of crabs, and plants that will feed you in exchange for a good watering. On the mysterious island of Klah, a species of native singing cat is responsible for the blooming of many fruits and flowers. The sound of forty cats wailing together in an alleyway is not normally something anyone in their right mind would go out of their way to hear, but these particular cats are considered an audial delicacy, and draw crowds from distant lands who flock to the island at different times of the year to watch flowers unfurl and vegetables hurl themselves up from the earth, each to a different type of music. For example, when it is time for the parsnips to arise, the cats perform a jazzy funk number, and when it is time for the roses to bloom a tragic opera rings through the streets, because it is well known that roses love a good heroine death. There are love ballads to turn the lemons sour, psy-trance for the goji berries and cabbages are always up for a snazzy disco. The cats still sometimes fight as cats (and temperamental artists) do, they brawl over creative differences and who gets the lead part in musicals, but they fight to music so it becomes a beautiful rhythmic fight dance, throwing shapes not punches and swiping xylophones not faces. When the fight dances occur strange new varieties of plants are often born, such as corn cobs made of pearls, forests of broccoli so enormous that people build treehuts in the branches, and perhaps most importantly, a potent purple catnip with sardines for flowers, which fuels the cats and continues the cycle of beasts and birds and all things fruity in Klah, \u0026amp; thus, the world continues.✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Native Singing Cats story card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Baroness is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":14611670466604,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":14611670532140,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":14611670597676,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":14611670663212,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14611670761516,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Native-Cat-black-cropped-tee-blue.jpg?v=1557727302"},{"product_id":"the-boney-birds-of-revelry-womens-baroness-tee-1","title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Boney Birds of Revelry story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Countess (black tee) is pictured here wearing a size Small, is 170cm tall and a size 8-10. The Baroness (burgundy tee) is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlack with Purple Sequin Eye and Burgundy with White Print, Purple Sequin Eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-------------------------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003eome people are very good at life. I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eI speak really of the \u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e, whose\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. The birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThey are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). The bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262254124,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":14773262286892,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262352428,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":14773262385196,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262450732,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":14773262483500,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262581804,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":14773262647340,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262614572,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14773262680108,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Boney-Bird-Baroness-Black-Tee_f836661b-4f6a-43d0-a198-fa89fdba1811.jpg?v=1701218923"},{"product_id":"native-singing-cats-royal-sweatshirt-cerulean-blue","title":"Native Singing Cats Royal Sweatshirt, Cerulean Blue","description":"\u003cp\u003eMany of you will have heard how nature is connected. There are small fish that zap around big fish and keep them clean, sea anemones that hitch around on the backs of crabs, and plants that will feed you in exchange for a good watering. On the mysterious island of Klah, a species of native singing cat is responsible for the blooming of many fruits and flowers. The sound of forty cats wailing together in an alleyway is not normally something anyone in their right mind would go out of their way to hear, but these particular cats are considered an audial delicacy, and draw crowds from distant lands who flock to the island at different times of the year to watch flowers unfurl and vegetables hurl themselves up from the earth, each to a different type of music. For example, when it is time for the parsnips to arise, the cats perform a jazzy funk number, and when it is time for the roses to bloom a tragic opera rings through the streets, because it is well known that roses love a good heroine death. There are love ballads to turn the lemons sour, psy-trance for the goji berries and cabbages are always up for a snazzy disco. The cats still sometimes fight as cats (and temperamental artists) do, they brawl over creative differences and who gets the lead part in musicals, but they fight to music so it becomes a beautiful rhythmic fight dance, throwing shapes not punches and swiping xylophones not faces. When the fight dances occur strange new varieties of plants are often born, such as corn cobs made of pearls, forests of broccoli so enormous that people build treehuts in the branches, and perhaps most importantly, a potent purple catnip with sardines for flowers, which fuels the cats and continues the cycle of beasts and birds and all things fruity in Klah, \u0026amp; thus, the world continues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing (350 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and printed using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Native Singing Cats story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex sized garment - sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":14831980085292,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":14831980118060,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":14831980150828,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":14831980183596,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":14831980216364,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14831980249132,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Native-cat-sweater-blue.jpg?v=1560221641"},{"product_id":"the-yetis-dilemma-womens-baroness-tee","title":"The Yeti's Dilemma Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♬ Paul had been playing the piano for quite some time now, but he had no idea if he was any good. He knew that sometimes people could be deluded about their talents, but how did one know if that were so - for he had also heard of the dreaded Low Self Esteem that could plague creative geniuses. He tried to look for signs and noticed that birds always flew away when he started playing, but then again they could just be jealous of his perfect rhythm and spectacular melodies, or perhaps the tune of his music tended to remind them of appointments they were late for. He wheeled his piano to the beach and put on a concert for a colony of seals and they clapped, but then they clapped at drifting seaweed and bucket sandcastles, neither of which in Paul’s opinion had any artistic merit. Paul suffered many sleepless nights and frittered away many gloriously sunny days tossing and turning in his lair before he realized there was only one thing he was sure of, and that was that when he played, his heart and fur and soul and toeclaws all sang along too, and he may as well continue his public performances until either someone invited him onto Klah Idol or threw a fish pie in his face. ♬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. The Baroness shirts have a relaxed fit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Countess Maddikin (in black) is pictured here wearing a size Small, is 170cm tall and a size 8-10. The Baroness von Petnickle (in white) is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e178cm tall and a standard size 12. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with The Yeti's Dilemma story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite (Black \u0026amp; Blue ink)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack (White and Light Blue\/Purple ink)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":29415362756652,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":29415362789420,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":29415362854956,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":29415362887724,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":29415362953260,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":29415362986028,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":29415363084332,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":29415421870124,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/The-Yeti_s-Dilemma-Baroness-Tee_-Black.jpg?v=1568584898"},{"product_id":"brian-bird-lion-womens-baroness-tee-black-blue","title":"Brian Bird-Lion Women's Baroness Tee Black \/ Blue","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Baroness is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAccompanied by the Brian Bird-Lion story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e......................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eBrian had always felt an affinity with birds. This was probably because Brian, although obviously part-lion, had himself hatched from an egg.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe egg had been resting all alone in a nest - not of twigs and moss and sticks, but of matted golden fur much like his own mane. After he had emerged from the egg, quite quickly, thanks to his lion claws, he looked around but could not find any sign of a jubilant parent, or even a note welcoming him to the world, so he climbed awkwardly down the tree and set out for life, which was fortunately signposted. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe soon discovered that when he encountered birds, a curious energy was created between them, and sometimes nearby objects would begin to fly, or sing sweet songs, or start to forage for crumbs. One time a letterbox burst into song and became a local attraction, and a whole town sprung up around it with lodgings with great names like \u003cem\u003eThe Sing Inn\u003c\/em\u003e, although of course it never happened again. In the meantime Brian realized he had never met a lion, and wondered \u003cem\u003ewhat would happen if he did?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" data-mce-href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":31550673584262,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":31550673748102,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":31550673977478,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":31550674206854,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":31550674272390,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Brian-Black-Baroness-Tee-web_e389903e-dba1-4a2b-b9a1-92f792e7083e.jpg?v=1587618131"},{"product_id":"brian-bird-lion-royal-sweatshirt","title":"Brian Bird-Lion Royal Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed using environmentally friendly, organic inks. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Brian Bird-Lion story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eBrian had always felt an affinity with birds. This was probably because Brian, although obviously part-lion, had himself hatched from an egg. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe egg had been resting all alone in a nest - not of twigs and moss and sticks, but of matted golden fur much like his own mane. After he had emerged from the egg, quite quickly, thanks to his lion claws, he looked around but could not find any sign of a jubilant parent, or even a note welcoming him to the world, so he climbed awkwardly down the tree and set out for life, which was fortunately signposted. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eHe soon discovered that when he encountered birds, a curious energy was created between them, and sometimes nearby objects would begin to fly, or sing sweet songs, or start to forage for crumbs. One time a letterbox burst into song and became a local attraction, and a whole town sprung up around it with lodgings with great names like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Sing Inn\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, although of course it never happened again. In the meantime Brian realized he had never met a lion, and wondered \u003cem\u003ewhat would happen if he did?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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Instead he sang the song of the future, only he sang it backwards, emitting a strange but beautiful noise, likened by some to the sound a flower makes in a sunshower, and others to the rhythm of waves against a great whale. We do not know how it is that he came to have such power, only that the moment he stops singing, it will be the future.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with The Wolf-Fox story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Baroness is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Navy and Black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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He worked hard and diligently every single night with barely time to stop for a tea break. Nobody noticed him and they mistakenly thanked each other for the magnificent presents (how he envied Santa Claus, a celebrity amongst children). Did people even know what he looked like he wondered? Was there an image of him anywhere in the world?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with The Birthday Monster story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black \u0026amp; Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAccompanied by the Birthday Monster story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Birthday Monster suffered from a great melancholy, for he constantly provided wondrous gifts for people of all ages around the world and never received any himself. He worked hard and diligently every single night with barely time to stop for a tea break. Nobody noticed him and they mistakenly thanked each other for the magnificent presents (how he envied Santa Claus, a celebrity amongst children). Did people even know what he looked like he wondered? Was there an image of him anywhere in the world?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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He thought about them constantly, and one day he discovered two of them growing out of his head. Soon after, a family of birds arrived with their interpreter, Mr \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMaximillan P.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSymonds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Mr Maximillan P.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSymonds’ grandmother had been a crow. He asked the man if they might set up residence. The man was lonely and felt an affinity with Mr Symonds, and so he agreed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Man Who Loved Trees story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":34688047808646,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":34688047841414,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":34688047874182,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":34688047906950,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":34688047939718,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":34688047972486,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Treehead-man-sweatshirt.jpg?v=1595033067"},{"product_id":"the-yetis-dilemma-sweatshirt","title":"The Yeti's Dilemma Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAvailable in Mauve and Black. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Yeti's Dilemma story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♬ Paul had been playing the piano for quite some time now, but he had no idea if he was any good. He knew that sometimes people could be deluded about their talents, but how did one know if that were so - for he had also heard of the dreaded Low Self Esteem that could plague creative geniuses. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe tried to look for signs and noticed that birds always flew away when he started playing, but then again they could just be jealous of his perfect rhythm and spectacular melodies, or perhaps the tune of his music tended to remind them of appointments they were late for. He wheeled his piano to the beach and put on a concert for a colony of seals and they clapped, but then they clapped at drifting seaweed and bucket sandcastles, neither of which in Paul’s opinion had any artistic merit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePaul suffered many sleepless nights and frittered away many gloriously sunny days tossing and turning in his lair before he realized there was only one thing he was sure of, and that was that when he played, his heart and fur and soul and toe-claws all sang along too, and he may as well continue his public performances until either someone invited him onto \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eKlah Idol\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or threw a fish pie in his face. ♬\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core. I speak really of the \u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e, whose\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. The birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing. They are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). The bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (160 GSM), \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eproduced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using organic inks. This garment is designed to be hip length \u003c\/span\u003ewith a loose fit in the body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Boney Birds of Revelry story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":40190403805318,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":40190403838086,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":40190403870854,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":40190403903622,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Striped-Boney-Bird-Monarch-Tee3.jpg?v=1687246887"},{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-womens-winter-fleece-sweatshirt","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Women's Winter Fleece Sweatshirt, Metallic, Dark Green","description":"\u003cp\u003eHandprinted sweatshirt (400 GSM cotton, CVC fleece lining) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, a relaxed \/ oversized fit and dropped shoulders. This garment is produced under ethical working conditions and screenprinted by Klah's Royal Master Artist using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Beetle of Excitement story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Model is 158cm tall and wearing an XS. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Dark Green with Metallic Blue \u0026amp; Green print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.....................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIn\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat - get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Dark Green \/ XS","offer_id":41012909506694,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Small","offer_id":41012909539462,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Medium","offer_id":41012909572230,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Large","offer_id":41012909604998,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Green \/ XL","offer_id":41012909637766,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Beetle-Dark-Green-Women_s-Winter-Sweater3.jpg?v=1716184518"},{"product_id":"the-lantern-moths-commemoration-womens-winter-fleece-sweatshirt-plum","title":"The Lantern Moths' Commemoration Women's Winter Fleece Sweatshirt, Plum","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Radiant Ranges are not glorious and light as one would imagine, but dark and ominous, and strange things happen there – perhaps the strangest of all being the diamonds that sometimes rain from the sky, like the most radiantly dangerous hail you have ever seen, or been smacked in the face with. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo avoid injuries, a magnificent group of lantern moths provide a warning system before each diamond fall, flying over the valleys and signaling to the citizens to helmet up the cows and hurry inside. Due to the abundance of diamonds in the area, anything that can be made from diamond is, from houses to harpsichords, tables to toothbrushes, and sometimes the teeth themselves. On the unusual occasion that it is sunny, the citizens are forced to wear special diamond-blocking glasses to protect their eyes from the glare, and stop them developing what is commonly known as “sparkle-eye”. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe lantern moths have performed this honorable warning duty for as long as anyone can remember. When they are not signaling, they are forecasting the next fall. They do this in a number of ways: as well as having a weather station with the usual gadgets and gizmos, they watch the skies, they feel the vibrations of the weather on their wings, and they listen to the whispers of the diamonds. The Kingdom of Klah has created this garment to commemorate the fine and important job the lantern moths do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e...........................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandprinted sweatshirt (400 GSM cotton, CVC fleece lining) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, a relaxed \/ oversized fit and dropped shoulders. This garment is produced under ethical working conditions and screenprinted by Klah's Royal Master Artist using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Lantern Moths' Commemoration story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Plum with white print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Plum \/ XS","offer_id":41083426209926,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Plum \/ Small","offer_id":41083426242694,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Plum \/ Medium","offer_id":41083426275462,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Plum \/ Large","offer_id":41083426308230,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Plum \/ XL","offer_id":41083426340998,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Lantern-Moths-Plum-Women_s-Winter-Sweater2.jpg?v=1717479500"},{"product_id":"the-time-travelling-dog-womens-winter-fleece-sweatshirt-gold-silver","title":"The Time Travelling Dog Women's Winter Fleece Sweatshirt, Gold\/Silver","description":"\u003cp\u003eHandprinted sweatshirt (400 GSM cotton, CVC fleece lining) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, a relaxed \/ oversized fit and dropped shoulders. This garment is produced under ethical working conditions and screenprinted by Klah's Royal Master Artist using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Time Travelling Dog story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Model is 158cm tall and wearing an XS. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Gold \u0026amp; Silver print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.....................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eB\u003c\/span\u003eernard had always been easily distracted. He could be trotting down the road to get the newspaper and on the way, he’d see a crow with a bit of ham heading down a side street. He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":41348179984518,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":41348180017286,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":41348180050054,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":41348180082822,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":41348180115590,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Time-Dog-Black-Women_s-Winter-Sweater2.jpg?v=1726303283"},{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-womens-monarch-tee","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Women's Monarch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton (180GSM) crew-neck tee, produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. Sleeves can be sewn rolled or left long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Gold \u0026amp; White, with Gold Sequinned eyes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Klah certified wax seal, Snakebird story card and alphabet translation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e...............................................\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called. The mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThen one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun. A snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInstantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☞Translate the Klah alphabet language around the design (alphabet in images, and accompanies garment)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Rolled","offer_id":42024499708038,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Unrolled","offer_id":42024500494470,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Rolled","offer_id":42024499740806,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Unrolled","offer_id":42024500527238,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Rolled","offer_id":42024499773574,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Unrolled","offer_id":42024500560006,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Rolled","offer_id":42024499806342,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Unrolled","offer_id":42024500592774,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Gold-Black-Monarch.jpg?v=1749366415"},{"product_id":"kingdom-of-klah-gift-voucher","title":"Kingdom of Klah Gift Voucher","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor friends of mystical sizes and desires or\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e ultra Klah fans who may own half the range already - let them choose!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift vouchers are for online, and don't have to be redeemed all at once. 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