{"title":"The Time Travelling Dog","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/TimeTravellingDogColourcopy2_1024x1024.jpg?v=1707120049\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte\" itemprop=\"articleBody\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eB\u003c\/span\u003eernard had always been easily distracted. He could be trotting down the road to get the newspaper and on the way, he’d see a crow with a bit of ham heading down a side street. He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-time-travelling-dog-womens-monarch-tee-plum","title":"The Time Travelling Dog Women's Monarch Tee, Plum","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton crew-neck tee, produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. Sleeves can be sewn rolled or left long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with \u003cspan\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/span\u003e story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images. Model is 158cm tall and wears a size Small.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Plum with Metallic Gold \u0026amp; Silver ink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/the-time-travelling-dog\"\u003eOther colour options available here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e....................................................................................\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eB\u003c\/span\u003eernard had always been easily distracted. He could be trotting down the road to get the newspaper and on the way, he’d see a crow with a bit of ham heading down a side street. He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Plum \/ Rolled","offer_id":40895185092742,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Plum \/ Rolled","offer_id":40895185125510,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Plum \/ Rolled","offer_id":40895185158278,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Plum \/ Rolled","offer_id":40895185191046,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Plum \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40895185223814,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Plum \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40895185256582,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Plum \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40895185289350,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Plum \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40895185322118,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Time-Dog-Plum-Monarch.jpg?v=1713840470"},{"product_id":"the-time-travelling-dog-womens-monarch-tee-black","title":"The Time Travelling Dog Women's Monarch Tee, Black\/Pink\/Orange","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton crew-neck tee (180gsm), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with organic inks. This garment is designed to be hip length with a loose fit in the body. Sleeves can be sewn rolled or left long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by \u003cspan\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/span\u003e story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images. 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He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black \/ Rolled","offer_id":40895330680966,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black \/ Rolled","offer_id":40895330812038,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black \/ Rolled","offer_id":40895330844806,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black \/ Rolled","offer_id":40895330877574,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40895330910342,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40895330943110,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40895330975878,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40895331008646,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Time-Dog-Black-Pink-Orange-Monarch.jpg?v=1713840718"},{"product_id":"the-time-travelling-dog-mens-sovereign-tee-black-with-metallic-blue","title":"The Time Travelling Dog Men's Sovereign Tee, Black with Metallic Blue","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton crew-neck tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with waterbased ink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with \u003cspan\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/span\u003e story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt is Black with Metallic Blue \u0026amp; Orange ink. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/the-time-travelling-dog\"\u003eOther colour options available here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e....................................................................................\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eB\u003c\/span\u003eernard had always been easily distracted. 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You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. 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Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. 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Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. 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Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black \/ Rolled","offer_id":41303871848582,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black \/ Rolled","offer_id":41303871881350,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black \/ Rolled","offer_id":41303871914118,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black \/ Rolled","offer_id":41303871946886,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41303871979654,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41303872012422,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41303872045190,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41303872077958,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Time-Dog-Blue-Orange-Black-Monarch.jpg?v=1726732545"},{"product_id":"the-time-travelling-dog-mens-longsleeve-tee","title":"The Time Travelling Dog Cuffed Longsleeve Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton longsleeve t-shirt (220 GSM) produced under ethical working conditions, and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Cuffed sleeves, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with The Time Travelling Dog story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images. Model wears a size Medium and is 187cm tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eB\u003c\/span\u003eernard had always been easily distracted. He could be trotting down the road to get the newspaper and on the way, he’d see a crow with a bit of ham heading down a side street. He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":41330008719494,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":41330008752262,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":41330008785030,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":41330008817798,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":41330008850566,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":41330008883334,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Time-Dog_-Steel-Blue-Men_s-Longsleeve_-Milan.jpg?v=1725419562"},{"product_id":"the-time-travelling-dog-womens-winter-fleece-sweatshirt-gold-silver","title":"The Time Travelling Dog Women's Winter Fleece Sweatshirt, Gold\/Silver","description":"\u003cp\u003eHandprinted sweatshirt (400 GSM cotton, CVC fleece lining) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, a relaxed \/ oversized fit and dropped shoulders. This garment is produced under ethical working conditions and screenprinted by Klah's Royal Master Artist using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Time Travelling Dog story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Model is 158cm tall and wearing an XS. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Gold \u0026amp; Silver print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.....................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eB\u003c\/span\u003eernard had always been easily distracted. He could be trotting down the road to get the newspaper and on the way, he’d see a crow with a bit of ham heading down a side street. He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":41348179984518,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":41348180017286,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":41348180050054,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":41348180082822,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":41348180115590,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Time-Dog-Black-Women_s-Winter-Sweater2.jpg?v=1726303283"},{"product_id":"the-time-travelling-dog-royal-sweatshirt","title":"The Time Travelling Dog Royal Sweatshirt, Metallic Gold \u0026 Silver","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions\u003c\/span\u003e and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on Black with Metallic Gold \u0026amp; Silver ink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by The Time Travelling Dog story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eB\u003c\/span\u003eernard had always been easily distracted. He could be trotting down the road to get the newspaper and on the way, he’d see a crow with a bit of ham heading down a side street. He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black with Gold \u0026 Silver","offer_id":41354110369926,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black with Gold \u0026 Silver","offer_id":41354110402694,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black with Gold \u0026 Silver","offer_id":41354110435462,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black with Gold \u0026 Silver","offer_id":41354110468230,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black with Gold \u0026 Silver","offer_id":41354110500998,"sku":null,"price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Time-Dog_-Black_Gold-Unisex-Sweater_-Milan.jpg?v=1726725604"},{"product_id":"the-time-travelling-dog-mens-sovereign-tee-black-pink-orange","title":"The Time Travelling Dog Men's Sovereign Tee, Black\/Pink\/Orange","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton crew-neck tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with waterbased ink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with \u003cspan\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/span\u003e story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images. Model wears a size Medium and is 187cm tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/the-time-travelling-dog\"\u003eOther colour options available here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e....................................................................................\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Time Travelling Dog\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eB\u003c\/span\u003eernard had always been easily distracted. He could be trotting down the road to get the newspaper and on the way, he’d see a crow with a bit of ham heading down a side street. He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. 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He’d quickly veer off after it - but then there’d be an intriguing hedge with an enticing scent and he’d feel the need to squeeze himself through that - when suddenly a procession of white rats playing gold tubas would go past, and before he knew it, he’d be dancing the highland fling up a distant mountain.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eWhen he eventually got to the paper it would often be a whole different day’s edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePossibly it wasn’t just distraction, perhaps some minor time travel was involved as many people are able to do without even realising. You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. That is, until a certain day in early summer when he found a particularly good dumpster to rummage in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt could have been the magical looking clock he consumed, or the week old tacos he gobbled, who could say – but from that day forward, or rather backwards, or sideways – life was never the same again for Bernard. Suddenly he could see the Time Tunnels, and even read their signs, should he be inclined. He was thus able to intentionally amble through time, and I say amble, because although he had a newfound power of time travel, his character of roving leisurely and getting side-tracked by exciting things along the way did not change. In fact, he moved so slowly and distractedly that he was often still bringing his back legs out of one tunnel when the front legs had gone through the next one. Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. In this moment, nothing could distract him, and he moved so fast that anyone observing wondered if he was time travelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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You probably know some of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. 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Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. He saw the many fashions they wore, from glorious ruffs and puffs, to wolf tooth earrings and bone collars, and a short and very strange phase of catsuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe particularly relished the era where it was understood that dogs sniffing poles and strange looking patches on walls was an important dog communication system – mostly news and messages with a sprinkle of gossip and love notes, and sometimes great works of literature split into chapters across the town - and that it was rude to pull your dog away before they had added to the conversation themselves. The walks were longer in those times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eHe also enjoyed the era where cats and dogs were the best of friends and went on picnics and danced in the moonlight together, howling and yowling and getting up to all sorts of antics before The Great Falling Out (no one knows what it was about, not even the parties involved, but the feud has now passed down through the generations).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBut his favourite time was one in the future where a new type of tree had sprung up and the plains of Klah had turned to forests. The trees grew beautiful yellow buds throughout the year, and when they were ready, they burst open, showering the forest with seeds just like the bouncy tennis balls which Bernard loved to chase. 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You probably know some of them.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eThey’ll be “just grabbing a coat” and an hour later they emerge like nothing just happened – which it didn’t, for them. They show up on the wrong day to appointments, or they seem to have devoured their meal while you briefly glanced away, and some other reason gets blamed instead of the real one: that they accidentally drifted through a small Time Tunnel which sent them very slightly forwards or backwards in time.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eAside from a couple of wild expeditions that had led him inadvertently through some minor tunnels, an hour or a day here and there, Bernard had lived a pretty ordinary life going steadily forwards in time. 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Because of this, you can find him – or parts of his great furry body – spread throughout most times in\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ehistory (and the future). Have you ever thought you glimpsed something out of the corner of your eye and then there was nothing there?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p2\"\u003eBernard.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eOr perhaps just his snout, or a paw.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003eOn his travels, he learnt about the rich history of dogs and the different eras they lived in. 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