{"title":"The Sealhog, Noisiest Creature in Klah","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/klah-native-sealhog3_600x600.jpg?v=1707120285\" alt=\"\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/klah-native-sealhog3_600x600.jpg?v=1707120285\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe native sealhog of Klah, who spends his nights snoring so loudly other forest creatures are forced to migrate great distances, and spends his days crashing loudly through the undergrowth, screaming and squealing like a deranged smoke alarm, has been nominated in the Noisiest Creature in Klah competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe sealhog is normally found romping around in seaside forests, and many of those who live in these areas have been forced to erect sealhog-proof fences around their properties, covered in sponges and bits of foam to absorb the racket. You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-sealhog-noisiest-creature-in-klah-greeting-card","title":"The Sealhog, Noisiest Creature in Klah Greeting Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe native sealhog of Klah, who spends his nights snoring so loudly other forest creatures are forced to migrate great distances, and spends his days crashing loudly through the undergrowth, screaming and squealing like a deranged smoke alarm, has been nominated in the Noisiest Creature in Klah competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe sealhog is normally found romping around in seaside forests, and many of those who live in these areas have been forced to erect sealhog-proof fences around their properties, covered in sponges and bits of foam to absorb the racket. You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with \u003cem\u003eThe Sealhog, Noisiest Creature in Klah\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and story on the back \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). 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You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Powder Blue \/ Rolled","offer_id":43084022841478,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Powder Blue \/ Unrolled","offer_id":43084022874246,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Powder Blue \/ Rolled","offer_id":43084022907014,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Powder Blue \/ Unrolled","offer_id":43084022939782,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Powder Blue \/ Rolled","offer_id":43084022972550,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Powder Blue \/ Unrolled","offer_id":43084023005318,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Powder Blue \/ Rolled","offer_id":43084023038086,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Powder Blue \/ Unrolled","offer_id":43084023070854,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Sealhog_Pale_Blue_Monarch_Rolled_Sleeves_2.jpg?v=1776756306"},{"product_id":"the-sealhog-mens-sovereign-tee-powder-blue","title":"The Sealhog Men's Sovereign Tee, Powder Blue","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton crew-neck tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis screenprint is done by the Royal Master Artist mixing the inks together while printing, so each one will have an individual blend of colours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with \u003cspan\u003eThe Sealhog\u003c\/span\u003e story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e....................................................................................\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Sealhog, Noisiest Creature in Klah\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eT\u003c\/span\u003ehe native sealhog of Klah, who spends his nights snoring so loudly other forest creatures are forced to migrate great distances, and spends his days crashing loudly through the undergrowth, screaming and squealing like a deranged smoke alarm, has been nominated in the Noisiest Creature in Klah competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe sealhog is normally found romping around in seaside forests, and many of those who live in these areas have been forced to erect sealhog-proof fences around their properties, covered in sponges and bits of foam to absorb the racket. You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Powder Blue","offer_id":43093402910854,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Powder Blue","offer_id":43093402943622,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Powder Blue","offer_id":43093402976390,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Powder Blue","offer_id":43093403009158,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Powder Blue","offer_id":43093403041926,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Powder Blue","offer_id":43093403074694,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Sealhog_Pale_Blue_Men_s_Tee2.jpg?v=1775895129"},{"product_id":"the-sealhog-mens-stonewash-tee","title":"The Sealhog Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton stonewash t-shirt (140 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and screenprinted in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis screenprint is done by the Royal Master Artist mixing the inks together while printing, so each one will have an individual blend of colours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by The Sealhog story-card. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e............................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Sealhog, Noisiest Creature in Klah\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eT\u003c\/span\u003ehe native sealhog of Klah, who spends his nights snoring so loudly other forest creatures are forced to migrate great distances, and spends his days crashing loudly through the undergrowth, screaming and squealing like a deranged smoke alarm, has been nominated in the Noisiest Creature in Klah competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe sealhog is normally found romping around in seaside forests, and many of those who live in these areas have been forced to erect sealhog-proof fences around their properties, covered in sponges and bits of foam to absorb the racket. You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093429518470,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093429551238,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093429584006,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093429616774,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093429649542,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093429682310,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Sealhog_Stonewash_Grey_Men_s_Tee2_copy.jpg?v=1775895997"},{"product_id":"the-sealhog-womens-monarch-tee-stonewash-grey","title":"The Sealhog Women's Monarch Tee, Stonewash Grey","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton stonewash crew-neck tee (140gsm), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with organic inks. This garment is designed to be hip length with a loose fit in the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis screenprint is done by the Royal Master Artist mixing the inks together while printing, so each one will have an individual blend of colours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by the Sealhog story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e....................................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Sealhog, Noisiest Creature in Klah\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eT\u003c\/span\u003ehe native sealhog of Klah, who spends his nights snoring so loudly other forest creatures are forced to migrate great distances, and spends his days crashing loudly through the undergrowth, screaming and squealing like a deranged smoke alarm, has been nominated in the Noisiest Creature in Klah competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe sealhog is normally found romping around in seaside forests, and many of those who live in these areas have been forced to erect sealhog-proof fences around their properties, covered in sponges and bits of foam to absorb the racket. You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093435482246,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093435515014,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093435547782,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":43093435580550,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Sealhog-Stonewash-Grey-Monarch2.jpg?v=1775896224"},{"product_id":"the-sealhog-mens-longsleeve-tee-pale-blue","title":"The Sealhog Men's Longsleeve Tee, Powder Blue","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton longsleeve t-shirt (220 GSM) produced under ethical working conditions, and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Cuffed sleeves, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis screenprint is done by the Royal Master Artist mixing the inks together while printing, so each one will have an individual blend of colours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by The Sealhog story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. 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You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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