{"title":"The Infinity Snakes of Time","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Infinity-Snakes-Fluro_600x600.jpg?v=1625036736\" style=\"margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 16px; margin-left: auto; float: none; display: block;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Infinity-Snakes-Fluro_600x600.jpg?v=1625036736\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople will tell you nothing lasts forever, and these people are wrong. It is true that many things do not last forever, for example yoghurt, or a steep hill you might be climbing whilst carrying a large statue of a horse on your back, and in these situations, it is useful to know that such things will not last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe people who tell you nothing lasts forever, whilst well meaning, have clearly never heard of the Infinity Snakes, who\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ehad\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003elasted forever, and\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ewould\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003elast forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was their job, simply to exist and keep the time spectrum in balance. There was a little bit of paperwork (“Memo - July 12 - Yes we are still here”), and on Saturdays they would carve ∞ JERRY + SIMON 4EVA ∞ into public tables and pieces of setting concrete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes of course they did their own thing; Jerry quite liked a good slither through the forest on her own, and Simon liked listening to his records of the Native Singing Cats Choir, loudly and immersively, and without Jerry turning the volume down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes of course they quarrelled, tongues forked and fizzing - and every few decades Jerry would stamp her tail - but mostly they cackled, and danced, and fought Time Crime, shooting lasers from their powerful snake eyes at villains who tried to upset the balance by Greed or Theft (including the stealing of their paperwork) or by creeping up on the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose shot with the lasers would suddenly find strange time related occurrences slithering into their lives – yoghurt would sour before their eyes and those steep, statue laden hills would drag on impossibly long. One villain complained of washing that would never dry (and ended up having to live in an underwater cave where wet clothes were not a problem); yet another had all their clothes crumble into an ancient dust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor, always the time lasers balanced out; if time was taken from one, it was given to another. And therefore, if any of you are considering becoming a Time Villain take note – you are wasting your time trying to battle the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ehave each other’s backs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"copy-of-limited-edition-the-infinity-snakes-of-time-womens-monarch-tee-fluro","title":"The Infinity Snakes of Time Women's Monarch Tee, Limited Edition Fluro","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% combed cotton crew-neck tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with waterbased inks. Sleeves can be rolled or left longer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Infinity Snakes of Time Storycard. Fluro ink glows under UV light!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis print is limited edition and numbered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images. Model is wearing a size Small and is 158cm tall.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e..................................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Infinity Snakes of Time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople will tell you nothing lasts forever, and these people are wrong. It is true that many things do not last forever, for example yoghurt, or a steep hill you might be climbing whilst carrying a large statue of a horse on your back, and in these situations, it is useful to know that such things will not last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe people who tell you nothing lasts forever, whilst well meaning, have clearly never heard of the Infinity Snakes, who \u003cem\u003ehad \u003c\/em\u003elasted forever, and \u003cem\u003ewould\u003c\/em\u003e last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was their job, simply to exist and keep the time spectrum in balance. There was a little bit of paperwork (“Memo - July 12 - Yes we are still here”), and on Saturdays they would carve JERRY + SIMON 4EVA into public tables and pieces of setting concrete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes of course they did their own thing; Jerry quite liked a good slither through the forest on her own, and Simon liked listening to his records of the Native Singing Cats Choir, loudly and immersively, and without Jerry turning the volume down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes of course they quarrelled, tongues forked and fizzing - and every few decades Jerry would stamp her tail - but mostly they cackled, and danced, and fought Time Crime, shooting lasers from their powerful snake eyes at villains who tried to upset the balance by Greed or Theft (including the stealing of their paperwork) or by creeping up on the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose shot with the lasers would suddenly find strange time related occurrences slithering into their lives – yoghurt would sour before their eyes and those steep, statue laden hills would drag on impossibly long. One villain complained of washing that would never dry (and ended up having to live in an underwater cave where wet clothes were not a problem); yet another had all their clothes crumble into an ancient dust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor, always the time lasers balanced out; if time was taken from one, it was given to another. And therefore, if any of you are considering becoming a Time Villain take note – you are wasting your time trying to battle the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e have each other’s backs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black, Fluro \/ Rolled","offer_id":39402697883782,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black, Fluro \/ Rolled","offer_id":39402697916550,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black, Fluro \/ Rolled","offer_id":39402697949318,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black, Fluro \/ Rolled","offer_id":39402697982086,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Black, Fluro \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40890182828166,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black, Fluro \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40890182860934,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black, Fluro \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40890182893702,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black, Fluro \/ Unrolled","offer_id":40890182926470,"sku":"","price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Infinity-Snakes-Black-Monarch.jpg?v=1725001330"},{"product_id":"the-infinity-snakes-of-time-giant-greeting-card","title":"The Infinity Snakes of Time Giant Greeting Card (Black)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGiant A5 Sized Folded Greeting Card with the Infinity Snakes of Time illustration on the front and story on the back \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). Printed on textured Art Paper. Includes envelope. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese cards are twice the size of our standard ones, for those of you that need extra space for telling wild tales.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/the-infinity-snakes-of-time\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eRead the full story here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40146513199238,"sku":"","price":9.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Card-InfinitySnakesa52.jpg?v=1681852575"},{"product_id":"the-infinity-snakes-of-time-giant-greeting-card-white","title":"The Infinity Snakes of Time Giant Greeting Card (White)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGiant A5 Sized Folded Greeting Card with the Infinity Snakes of Time illustration on the front and story on the back \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). Printed on textured Art Paper. Includes envelope. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese cards are twice the size of our standard ones, for those of you that need extra space for telling wild tales.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/the-infinity-snakes-of-time\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eRead the full story here!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40166845546630,"sku":"","price":9.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Infinity-Snakes-card_421336cb-80ec-4256-8e97-e4b297ff4f9f.jpg?v=1684651058"},{"product_id":"the-infinity-snakes-of-time-mens-sovereign-tee-limited-edition-fluro","title":"The Infinity Snakes of Time Men's Sovereign Tee, Limited Edition Fluro","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton crew-neck tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with waterbased ink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Infinity Snakes of Time Storycard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis print is limited edition and numbered. Fluro ink glows under UV light!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Infinity Snakes of Time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople will tell you nothing lasts forever, and these people are wrong. It is true that many things do not last forever, for example yoghurt, or a steep hill you might be climbing whilst carrying a large statue of a horse on your back, and in these situations, it is useful to know that such things will not last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe people who tell you nothing lasts forever, whilst well meaning, have clearly never heard of the Infinity Snakes, who \u003cem\u003ehad \u003c\/em\u003elasted forever, and \u003cem\u003ewould\u003c\/em\u003e last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was their job, simply to exist and keep the time spectrum in balance. There was a little bit of paperwork (“Memo - July 12 - Yes we are still here”), and on Saturdays they would carve JERRY + SIMON 4EVA into public tables and pieces of setting concrete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes of course they did their own thing; Jerry quite liked a good slither through the forest on her own, and Simon liked listening to his records of the Native Singing Cats Choir, loudly and immersively, and without Jerry turning the volume down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes of course they quarrelled, tongues forked and fizzing - and every few decades Jerry would stamp her tail - but mostly they cackled, and danced, and fought Time Crime, shooting lasers from their powerful snake eyes at villains who tried to upset the balance by Greed or Theft (including the stealing of their paperwork) or by creeping up on the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose shot with the lasers would suddenly find strange time related occurrences slithering into their lives – yoghurt would sour before their eyes and those steep, statue laden hills would drag on impossibly long. One villain complained of washing that would never dry (and ended up having to live in an underwater cave where wet clothes were not a problem); yet another had all their clothes crumble into an ancient dust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor, always the time lasers balanced out; if time was taken from one, it was given to another. And therefore, if any of you are considering becoming a Time Villain take note – you are wasting your time trying to battle the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e have each other’s backs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black \/ Fluro","offer_id":40741038850182,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black \/ Fluro","offer_id":40741038882950,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black \/ Fluro","offer_id":40741038915718,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black \/ Fluro","offer_id":40741038948486,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black \/ Fluro","offer_id":40741038981254,"sku":null,"price":89.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Infinity-SNakes-BLACK-Mens-Tee.jpg?v=1712021618"},{"product_id":"the-infinity-snakes-of-time-mens-stonewash-tee-limited-edition-fluro","title":"The Infinity Snakes of Time Men's Stonewash Tee, Limited Edition Fluro","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton stonewash crew-neck tee (140 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with waterbased ink.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Infinity Snakes of Time Storycard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis print is limited edition and numbered. Fluro ink glows under UV light!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Infinity Snakes of Time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople will tell you nothing lasts forever, and these people are wrong. It is true that many things do not last forever, for example yoghurt, or a steep hill you might be climbing whilst carrying a large statue of a horse on your back, and in these situations, it is useful to know that such things will not last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe people who tell you nothing lasts forever, whilst well meaning, have clearly never heard of the Infinity Snakes, who \u003cem\u003ehad \u003c\/em\u003elasted forever, and \u003cem\u003ewould\u003c\/em\u003e last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was their job, simply to exist and keep the time spectrum in balance. There was a little bit of paperwork (“Memo - July 12 - Yes we are still here”), and on Saturdays they would carve ♾️ JERRY + SIMON 4EVA ♾️ into public tables and pieces of setting concrete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes of course they did their own thing; Jerry quite liked a good slither through the forest on her own, and Simon liked listening to his records of the Native Singing Cats Choir, loudly and immersively, and without Jerry turning the volume down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes of course they quarrelled, tongues forked and fizzing - and every few decades Jerry would stamp her tail - but mostly they cackled, and danced, and fought Time Crime, shooting lasers from their powerful snake eyes at villains who tried to upset the balance by Greed or Theft (including the stealing of their paperwork) or by creeping up on the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose shot with the lasers would suddenly find strange time related occurrences slithering into their lives – yoghurt would sour before their eyes and those steep, statue laden hills would drag on impossibly long. One villain complained of washing that would never dry (and ended up having to live in an underwater cave where wet clothes were not a problem); yet another had all their clothes crumble into an ancient dust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor, always the time lasers balanced out; if time was taken from one, it was given to another. And therefore, if any of you are considering becoming a Time Villain take note – you are wasting your time trying to battle the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e have each other’s backs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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This garment is designed to be hip length with a loose fit in the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Infinity Snakes of Time Storycard. Fluro ink glows under UV light!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis print is limited edition and numbered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e...................................................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Infinity Snakes of Time\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople will tell you nothing lasts forever, and these people are wrong. It is true that many things do not last forever, for example yoghurt, or a steep hill you might be climbing whilst carrying a large statue of a horse on your back, and in these situations, it is useful to know that such things will not last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe people who tell you nothing lasts forever, whilst well meaning, have clearly never heard of the Infinity Snakes, who \u003cem\u003ehad \u003c\/em\u003elasted forever, and \u003cem\u003ewould\u003c\/em\u003e last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was their job, simply to exist and keep the time spectrum in balance. There was a little bit of paperwork (“Memo - July 12 - Yes we are still here”), and on Saturdays they would carve ♾️ JERRY + SIMON 4EVA ♾️ into public tables and pieces of setting concrete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes of course they did their own thing; Jerry quite liked a good slither through the forest on her own, and Simon liked listening to his records of the Native Singing Cats Choir, loudly and immersively, and without Jerry turning the volume down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes of course they quarrelled, tongues forked and fizzing - and every few decades Jerry would stamp her tail - but mostly they cackled, and danced, and fought Time Crime, shooting lasers from their powerful snake eyes at villains who tried to upset the balance by Greed or Theft (including the stealing of their paperwork) or by creeping up on the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose shot with the lasers would suddenly find strange time related occurrences slithering into their lives – yoghurt would sour before their eyes and those steep, statue laden hills would drag on impossibly long. One villain complained of washing that would never dry (and ended up having to live in an underwater cave where wet clothes were not a problem); yet another had all their clothes crumble into an ancient dust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor, always the time lasers balanced out; if time was taken from one, it was given to another. And therefore, if any of you are considering becoming a Time Villain take note – you are wasting your time trying to battle the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e have each other’s backs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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It is true that many things do not last forever, for example yoghurt, or a steep hill you might be climbing whilst carrying a large statue of a horse on your back, and in these situations, it is useful to know that such things will not last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe people who tell you nothing lasts forever, whilst well meaning, have clearly never heard of the Infinity Snakes, who \u003cem\u003ehad \u003c\/em\u003elasted forever, and \u003cem\u003ewould\u003c\/em\u003e last forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis was their job, simply to exist and keep the time spectrum in balance. 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One villain complained of washing that would never dry (and ended up having to live in an underwater cave where wet clothes were not a problem); yet another had all their clothes crumble into an ancient dust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor, always the time lasers balanced out; if time was taken from one, it was given to another. And therefore, if any of you are considering becoming a Time Villain take note – you are wasting your time trying to battle the Infinity Snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e have each other’s backs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...................................................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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