{"title":"The Burglavorous","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/burglarvorous-web_large.jpg?2808859794761349104\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe Burglavorous (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurglavorous snitcheri\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e), like any plant with several mouths and an appetite for more than just sunshine, should be treated with caution. Although generally a hardy houseplant that can survive in most conditions, it should not be placed within reach of anything valuable, for given the chance, the plant will burgle all your possessions, and where they end up, no one is sure. The burglaries are not only limited to silver spoons and common household rubies; there have even been cases of expensive miniature poodles and pedigree cats disappearing, and we won’t speak of what happened to Lady Zirconia who foolishly tried to water a fully grown Burglavorous with a hand bejewelled in precious rings.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"burglavorous-snitcheri-womens-baroness-tee","title":"Burglavorous Snitcheri Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Burglavorous (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurglavorous snitcheri\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e), like any plant with several mouths and an appetite for more than just sunshine, should be treated with caution. Although generally a hardy houseplant that can survive in most conditions, it should not be placed within reach of anything valuable, for given the chance, the plant will burgle all your possessions, and where they end up, no one is sure. The burglaries are not only limited to silver spoons and common household rubies; there have even been cases of expensive miniature poodles and pedigree cats disappearing, and we won’t speak of what happened to Lady Zirconia who foolishly tried to water a fully grown Burglavorous with a hand bejewelled in precious rings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. The Baroness shirts have a relaxed fit. The Empress Sophie is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 1.84cm tall and a size 12. For a sizing guide please see images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Burglavorous snitcheri story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":13957963546668,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":13957963579436,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":13957963612204,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":13957963644972,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":13957963677740,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Burglavorous-baroness-tee-web.jpg?v=1557655769"},{"product_id":"burglavorous-mens-stonewash-tee","title":"Burglavorous Snitcheri Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Burglavorous (\u003cem\u003eBurglavorous snitcheri\u003c\/em\u003e), like any plant with several mouths and an appetite for more than just sunshine, should be treated with caution. Although generally a hardy houseplant that can survive in most conditions, it should not be placed within reach of anything valuable, for given the chance, the plant will burgle all your possessions, and where they end up, no one is sure. The burglaries are not only limited to silver spoons and common household rubies; there have even been cases of expensive miniature poodles and pedigree cats disappearing, and we won’t speak of what happened to Lady Zirconia who foolishly tried to water a fully grown Burglavorous with a hand bejewelled in precious rings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton tee (160 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Burglavorous story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Stonewash Grey and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/burglavorous-snitcheri-mens-sovereign-tee\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14003559989292,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14003560185900,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14003560316972,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14003560448044,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14344828846124,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":40175490760838,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Burglavorous-plant.jpg?v=1629362959"},{"product_id":"burglavorous-snitcheri-mens-sovereign-tee","title":"Burglavorous Snitcheri Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Burglavorous (\u003cem\u003eBurglavorous snitcheri\u003c\/em\u003e), like any plant with several mouths and an appetite for more than just sunshine, should be treated with caution. Although generally a hardy houseplant that can survive in most conditions, it should not be placed within reach of anything valuable, for given the chance, the plant will burgle all your possessions, and where they end up, no one is sure. The burglaries are not only limited to silver spoons and common household rubies; there have even been cases of expensive miniature poodles and pedigree cats disappearing, and we won’t speak of what happened to Lady Zirconia who foolishly tried to water a fully grown Burglavorous with a hand bejewelled in precious rings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Burglavorous story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/burglavorous-mens-stonewash-tee\"\u003eStonewash Grey\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":31300156031110,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":31300156096646,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":31300156162182,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":31300156260486,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":31300156293254,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":39796200407174,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Burglarvorous_Black_Tee_Men_s_Tee.jpg?v=1575881741"},{"product_id":"burglavorous-womens-stonewash-monarch-tee","title":"Burglavorous Snitcheri Women's Stonewash Monarch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton crew-neck tee (160 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. This garment is designed to be hip length and relaxed in the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Stonewash Grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Burglavorous Snitcheri story card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Burglavorous (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBurglavorous snitcheri\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e), like any plant with several mouths and an appetite for more than just sunshine, should be treated with caution. Although generally a hardy houseplant that can survive in most conditions, it should not be placed within reach of anything valuable, for given the chance, the plant will burgle all your possessions, and where they end up, no one is sure. The burglaries are not only limited to silver spoons and common household rubies; there have even been cases of expensive miniature poodles and pedigree cats disappearing, and we won’t speak of what happened to Lady Zirconia who foolishly tried to water a fully grown Burglavorous with a hand bejewelled in precious rings.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":39380760035462,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":39380760068230,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":39380760100998,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":39380760133766,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":39380760166534,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Burglavorous-Stonewash-Monarch-Womens-Tee.jpg?v=1624773742"},{"product_id":"the-burglavorous-gift-card","title":"The Burglavorous Greeting Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Burglavorous (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBurglavorous snitcheri\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e), like any plant with several mouths and an appetite for more than just sunshine, should be treated with caution. Although generally a hardy houseplant that can survive in most conditions, it should not be placed within reach of anything valuable, for given the chance, the plant will burgle all your possessions, and where they end up, no one is sure. The burglaries are not only limited to silver spoons and common household rubies; there have even been cases of expensive miniature poodles and pedigree cats disappearing, and we won’t speak of what happened to Lady Zirconia who foolishly tried to water a fully grown Burglavorous with a hand bejewelled in precious rings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Gift Card with \u003cem\u003eThe Burglavorous\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and story on the back. Includes cream envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39576668962950,"sku":"","price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/burglarvorous-web_123ebe1f-be05-48cc-87ee-78d4568096f2.jpg?v=1635293663"},{"product_id":"the-burglavorous-snitcheri-womens-longsleeve","title":"The Burglavorous Snitcheri Women's Longsleeve","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandprinted longsleeve tee (130 GSM) produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Relaxed fit. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBurglavorous\u003c\/span\u003e story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThe Burglavorous (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurglavorous snitcheri\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e), like any plant with several mouths and an appetite for more than just sunshine, should be treated with caution. Although generally a hardy houseplant that can survive in most conditions, it should not be placed within reach of anything valuable, for given the chance, the plant will burgle all your possessions, and where they end up, no one is sure. The burglaries are not only limited to silver spoons and common household rubies; there have even been cases of expensive miniature poodles and pedigree cats disappearing, and we won’t speak of what happened to Lady Zirconia who foolishly tried to water a fully grown Burglavorous with a hand bejewelled in precious rin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003egs.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":40191992758406,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":40191992791174,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":40191992823942,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":40191992856710,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":40191992889478,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Burglavorous-Women_s-Longsleeve.jpg?v=1744844382"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/collections\/the-burglavorous.oembed","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}