{"title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Boney-birds-design_480x480.jpg?v=1559551987\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003eome people are very good at life. I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI speak really of the \u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e, whose\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. The birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThey are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). The bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-boney-birds-of-revelry-womens-baroness-tee-1","title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Boney Birds of Revelry story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Countess (black tee) is pictured here wearing a size Small, is 170cm tall and a size 8-10. The Baroness (burgundy tee) is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBlack with Purple Sequin Eye and Burgundy with White Print, Purple Sequin Eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-------------------------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003eome people are very good at life. I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eI speak really of the \u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e, whose\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. The birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThey are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). The bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262254124,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":14773262286892,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262352428,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":14773262385196,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262450732,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":14773262483500,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262581804,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":14773262647340,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":14773262614572,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14773262680108,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Boney-Bird-Baroness-Black-Tee_f836661b-4f6a-43d0-a198-fa89fdba1811.jpg?v=1701218923"},{"product_id":"the-boney-birds-of-revelry-mens-sovereign-tee","title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e100% cotton tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions, and hand-printed in New Zealand with organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAccompanied by The \u003cspan\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/span\u003e story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Sizing guide in images. Prince Milan is pictured wearing a Large and is 187cm tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e..................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Boney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eome people are very good at life. I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eI speak really of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, whose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing. They are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":14831722332204,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":14831737536556,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":14831737569324,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":14831737602092,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":14831737634860,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":14831737667628,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":14831737700396,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":14831737733164,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14831737765932,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":34688125665414,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":14831737798700,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":34688125698182,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Boney-Birds-Black-Tee-Men_s-cutout.jpg?v=1749003934"},{"product_id":"the-boney-birds-of-revelry-mens-striped-tee","title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry Men's Striped Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton tee (160 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions\u003cspan\u003e and screenprinted using environmentally friendly, organic inks. \u003c\/span\u003eAccompanied by the Boney Birds of Revelry story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Boney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eome people are very good at life. I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eI speak really of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, whose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing. They are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":14832661135404,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":14832661168172,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":14832661200940,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":14832661233708,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":14832661266476,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Boney-Birds-Men_s-Striped-Tee.jpg?v=1560232616"},{"product_id":"the-boney-birds-of-revelry-mens-emperor-longsleeve","title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry Men's Emperor Longsleeve","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eome people are very good at life. I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core. I speak really of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, whose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. The birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing. They are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). The bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% combed cotton crew-neck longsleeve tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by the Boney Birds of Revelry storycard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":29417000337452,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":29417000370220,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":29417000402988,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":29417000435756,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":29417114337324,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Boney-birds-longsleeve-mens-web.jpg?v=1563163301"},{"product_id":"the-boney-birds-of-revelry-gift-card-in-gold","title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry Gift Card in Gold","description":"\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Gift Cards with metallic gold Boney Birds of Revelry illustration on the front and story on the back. Includes envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eome people are very good at life. I do not mean that they have houses that match their briefcases and never wash their whites with a stray red sock, or that they have a five-year-plan in a folder which is in a bookcase, not accidentally stored in the woodpile. I mean that they are at all the gigs and at the front of all the conga lines, have had boombox parties in underwater caves with swarms of raving electric eels, and have watched the sun rise from the tops of mountains, the bottom of lakes, and even from inside the earth’s core. I speak really of the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBoney Birds of Revelry\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, whose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003esequinned nests are always impressively strewn with glitter and are often mistaken for giant disco balls. It is considered impossible to keep up with the Boney Birds’ dance moves, which go on for days, take up a lot of space, and occasionally the teeth of unwitting passersby. The birds absorb the energy of joyous revelry like a black leotard left in the sunlight,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand after a good party they often glow in the dark, which in turn leads to more revelry, and fabulous glowing synchronised dancing. They are said to possess ancient powers that cause jovial things to happen at parties - there have been reports of table dancing sloths emerging out of dips, party bags that suddenly contain real parties, and on one memorable night all the guests sprouted resplendent wings, soared upwards into the sky, and danced so hard on on the clouds that one was accidentally burst, and a desert transformed into the sparkliest lake of all time (now home to a large gathering of magpies). The bones the birds wear around their necks and in their party hats symbolise the indestructible spirit but also the transitory, and the duty to celebrate the present, so although they are wild, they are also wise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31644214132870,"sku":"","price":7.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Boney-Birds-Gold-Giftcard1.jpg?v=1594966382"},{"product_id":"the-boney-birds-of-revelry-womens-longsleeve","title":"The Boney Birds of Revelry Women's Longsleeve","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandprinted longsleeve tee (130 GSM) with sequin eye, produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. 100% cotton. 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