{"title":"The Beetle of Excitement","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Beetle-of-Excitement-wb.jpg?v=1684458756\" style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none;\" width=\"703\" height=\"625\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats). In\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat! Get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-gift-card","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats). In \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat! Get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with \u003cem\u003eThe Beetle of Excitement\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). Includes envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40188496019590,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/KlahCard-Beetle.jpg?v=1587450546"},{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-a3-print","title":"The Beetle of Excitement A3 Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Beetle of Excitement A3 Print (digital) on textured Art Paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFits in standard A3 frames.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/the-beetle-of-excitement\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eRead the full story here\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40166227116166,"sku":"","price":39.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Beetle-of-Excitement-a3-print.jpg?v=1684458259"},{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-womens-winter-fleece-sweatshirt","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Women's Winter Fleece Sweatshirt, Metallic, Dark Green","description":"\u003cp\u003eHandprinted sweatshirt (400 GSM cotton, CVC fleece lining) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, a relaxed \/ oversized fit and dropped shoulders. This garment is produced under ethical working conditions and screenprinted by Klah's Royal Master Artist using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Beetle of Excitement story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Model is 158cm tall and wearing an XS. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Dark Green with Metallic Blue \u0026amp; Green print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.....................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIn\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat - get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Dark Green \/ XS","offer_id":41012909506694,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Small","offer_id":41012909539462,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Medium","offer_id":41012909572230,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ Large","offer_id":41012909604998,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Green \/ XL","offer_id":41012909637766,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Beetle-Dark-Green-Women_s-Winter-Sweater3.jpg?v=1716184518"},{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-metallic-monarch-tee","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Metallic Women's Monarch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton crew-neck tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModel is wearing a Small and is 158cm tall. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSleeves can be sewn rolled or left longer \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(please check for both options if your size seems sold out). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Beetle of Excitement story-card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Dark Green with Metallic Green and Blue print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e ...........................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ere you familiar with the Beetle of Excitement? As you can see, it has many wings, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eand soars higher than many birds. What a lucky beetle! Such exciting views!  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eUnfortunately, this enthusiastic creature also has a tendency to get over excited and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ein a peculiar twist of nature, this causes it to faint, and drop from the sky.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThese days \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emany Beetles choose to wear platform shoes made of cushions for a softer landing  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e(and equally, residents of Beetle prone areas choose to wear large padded hats).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eIn\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003etimes of particularly exciting events, such as the last National Towel Folding\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eChampionships when a competitor secretly pre-dampened other competitors towels, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ebefuddling their techniques and resulting in mass rioting throughout Klah, by which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eI mean several eggs were thrown and somebody lost a hat, preparations are also \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003emade for over excited beetles - safety nets are strung up, animal horns are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003edecorated with tennis balls, and prickly bushes don their Special Occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eExcitement Cloaks. This is possibly where the famous Klah ballad comes from:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eShould you ever see a bush wearing a coat! Get out your padded hat!\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Dark Green \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41012976156806,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Dark Green \/ Rolled","offer_id":41012976189574,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Dark Green \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41012976222342,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Dark Green \/ Rolled","offer_id":41012976255110,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Dark Green \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41012976287878,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Dark Green \/ Rolled","offer_id":41012976320646,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Green \/ Unrolled","offer_id":41012976353414,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Green \/ Rolled","offer_id":41012976386182,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Beetle-Dark-Green-Monarch.jpg?v=1716182422"},{"product_id":"the-beetle-of-excitement-women-s-fleece-hoody","title":"The Beetle of Excitement Women’s Winter Fleece Hoody","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e400 GSM heavy weight Hoody, with cotton outer and CVC fleece inner. 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