{"title":"The Balloonman","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/balloonman_large.jpg?18230079040436055019\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThere are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-tee","title":"The Balloonman Women's Duchess Tee White","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in White (with Navy \/ Yellow), and Black (with White \/ Metallic Blue).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly(ish) e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":963514668,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":963514672,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":963514676,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":963514680,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ White","offer_id":29032481620012,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-womens-tee-white_cbe7ba06-9f22-4eec-93d6-d46f3cbdb259.jpg?v=1558041900"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"The Balloonman Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Accompanied by The Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/the-balloonman-sovereign-mens-tee\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eFor these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eSome have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963574008,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963574012,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963574016,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963574024,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14641046749228,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":34688125206662,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-highneck-nick.jpg?v=1557999379"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-sovereign-mens-tee","title":"The Balloonman Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Accompanied by The Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in White and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/the-balloonman-mens-crew-neck-tee\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eFor these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eSome have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":963577836,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":963577840,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":963577844,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":963577848,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ White","offer_id":14636943441964,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":34688125403270,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Balloon-high-neck-tee-nick_e2e9b44c-62d9-433e-a236-9c84ce2692dd.jpg?v=1530676964"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-duchess-tee","title":"The Balloonman Women's Duchess Tee Black","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThere are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM) with curved hem, produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with White, \u0026amp; Metallic Blue and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/womens-tees\/products\/the-balloonman-womens-tee\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly(ish) e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":35583159812,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963600504,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963600508,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963600512,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963600516,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14641308860460,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-womens-tee-black_037fa014-dcc7-43b4-85c6-635baf18556e.jpg?v=1558041831"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-unisex-sweatshirt-2","title":"The Balloonman Royal Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed by us using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese sweaters are unisex sizing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAvailable in Black \/ Metallic Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":11972243193900,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963712160,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963712164,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963712168,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963712172,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14641190633516,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-mens-sweater_58224a0b-cb97-448e-8749-cf5958314c32.jpg?v=1530677084"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-greeting-card","title":"The Balloonman Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with Balloonman illustration on the front and story on the back \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). Includes envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40060396535942,"sku":"","price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Klah-Card-Balloonman-900.jpg?v=1460298608"},{"product_id":"the-ballooman-womens-hoody","title":"The Balloonman Women's Hoody","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e350 GSM 100% Cotton French Terry Hoody, handprinted with The Balloonman print (white and metallic blue). This garment has a pullover hood, kangaroo pocket, metal tipped drawcord, hem and sleeve cuff ribbing, and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes with the Balloonman story card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":31657354363014,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":31657354428550,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":31657354494086,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":31657354559622,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Balloonman-Black-Women_s-Hoody.jpg?v=1590650136"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-longsleeve-1","title":"The Balloonman Women's Longsleeve","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandprinted longsleeve tee (130 GSM) produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Relaxed fit. Sizing guide in image.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with White \u0026amp; Metallic Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":31691904614534,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":31691904680070,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":31691904745606,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":31691904811142,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":31691904876678,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Balloonman-Women_s-Longsleeve.jpg?v=1590116439"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-a3-print","title":"The Balloonman A3 Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Balloonman A3 Print (digital) on textured Art Paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFits in standard A3 frames.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/the-balloonman\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eRead the full story here\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40165512806534,"sku":"","price":39.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Balloonman-a3-print-web.jpg?v=1684388748"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-baroness-tee-1","title":"The Balloonman Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack with White \/ Metallic Blue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by The Balloonman story card and the Klah Seal of Authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small  occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cspan\u003e☜ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":40190389092486,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":40190389158022,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":40190389223558,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":40190389289094,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":40190389354630,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Balloonman-Black-Baroness-Tee-web_afdf9e76-163a-481a-bc48-07f5048a5e02.jpg?v=1688134995"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/collections\/balloonman.jpg?v=1430691034","url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/collections\/the-balloonman.oembed","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}