{"title":"The Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Kingdom-of-Klah-website-homepage-accordion-red_large.jpg?v=1501446793\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEdgar came across the accordion in a park. The park was strange and mysterious; the trees did not move in time with the wind, nor the light with the sun. Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious. Therefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar. He was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears. He sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened. One woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surrepticiously recording surreptitious conversations. A third listener, a young lady, grew a dense layer of fur over her body, which enabled her to continue living in a mountain cave whilst she finished her best-selling book, “Culinary Skills and Table Manners of Yetis.” The accordion became known as the Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes, and Edgar and his accordion, rather unexpectedly, and most fortuitously, quickly became sought after.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-accordion-of-unexpected-fortunes-unisex-sweater-2","title":"The Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes Unisex Royal Sweater","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed by us using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSIzing guide in images. \u003cspan\u003eThis is a unisex sized garment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cem\u003eEdgar came across the accordion in a park. The park was strange and mysterious; the trees did not move in time with the wind, nor the light with the sun. Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eTherefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar. He was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened. One woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surreptitiously recording surreptitious conversations. A third listener, a young lady, grew a dense layer of fur over her body, which enabled her to continue living in a mountain cave whilst she finished her best-selling book, “\u003c\/em\u003eCulinary Skills and Table Manners of Yetis\u003cem\u003e.” \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe accordion became known as the Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes, and Edgar and his accordion, rather unexpectedly, and most fortuitously, quickly became sought after.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":34881244932,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":602087269,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":602087273,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":602087277,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":602087281,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14617768558636,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/kingdom_accordion_sweatshirt_men.jpg?v=1686092261"},{"product_id":"the-accordion-of-unexpected-fortunes-mens-crew-tee","title":"The Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes story-card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/the-accordion-of-unexpected-fortunes-mens-sovereign-tee-1\"\u003ePink\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEdgar came across the accordion in a park. The park was strange and mysterious; the trees did not move in time with the wind, nor the light with the sun. Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious. Therefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar. He was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears. He sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened. One woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surreptitiously recording surreptitious conversations. A third listener, a young lady, grew a dense layer of fur over her body, which enabled her to continue living in a mountain cave whilst she finished her best-selling book, “\u003c\/em\u003eCulinary Skills and Table Manners of Yetis\u003cem\u003e.” The accordion became known as the Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes, and Edgar and his accordion, rather unexpectedly, and most fortuitously, quickly became sought after.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":823723853,"sku":"ACC_BK_Hn_S","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":823723857,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":823723861,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_L","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":823723865,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14617513066540,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":34688124846214,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Accordion_Highneck_Tee.jpg?v=1567139605"},{"product_id":"the-accordion-of-unexpected-fortunes-gift-card","title":"The Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with \u003cem\u003eThe Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and story on the back (blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). 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Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious. Therefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHe was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears. He sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eOne woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surrepticiously recording surreptitious conversations. A third listener, a young lady, grew a dense layer of fur over her body, which enabled her to continue living in a mountain cave whilst she finished her best-selling book, “Culinary Skills and Table Manners of Yetis.”\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe accordion became known as the Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes, and Edgar and his accordion, rather unexpectedly, and most fortuitously, quickly became sought after.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14617478332460,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_S","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14617478397996,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_S","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14617478496300,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_M","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14617478594604,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_M","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14617478692908,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_L","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14617478758444,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_L","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14617478856748,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14617497305132,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":40190398103686,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14617478922284,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14617497370668,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":40190398136454,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Accordion-Stone-Blue.jpg?v=1560373994"},{"product_id":"the-accordion-of-unexpected-fortunes-womens-longsleeve-black","title":"The Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes Women's Longsleeve, Black","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEdgar came across the accordion in a park. The park was strange and mysterious; the trees did not move in time with the wind, nor the light with the sun. Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious. Therefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar. He was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears. He sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened. One woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surreptitiously recording surreptitious conversations. A third listener, a young lady, grew a dense layer of fur over her body, which enabled her to continue living in a mountain cave whilst she finished her best-selling book, “Culinary Skills and Table Manners of Yetis.” The accordion became known as the Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes, and Edgar and his accordion, rather unexpectedly, and most fortuitously, quickly became sought after.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandprinted longsleeve tee (130 GSM) produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. 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He was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHe sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened. One woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surrepticiously recording surreptitious conversations. 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Model is 187cm tall and wearing a size Medium.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEdgar came across the accordion in a park. The park was strange and mysterious; the trees did not move in time with the wind, nor the light with the sun. Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTherefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar. He was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHe sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened. One woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surreptitiously recording surreptitious conversations. 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