{"title":"T-shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eKingdom of Klah Official Royal Garments. Hand-printed, ethically produced and accompanied by stories. All prices in $NZD. For sweatshirts and longsleeves see above.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sacred-feather-womens-tee","title":"Sacred Feather Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦\u003cem\u003e Sacred Feather was not always known by such a grandiose name. He was born Malcolm Blibbertrot, and the girls used to tease him because of his high-pitched voice and silly name. One day three unusual feathers grew out of his head and have remained there ever since. Not only do they add to his ravishingly good looks, the feathers act as a sort of antennae, each tuned into a different wavelength. The first feather, a glorious spotted specimen, allows him to predict the weather in Klah with amazing accuracy. The second feather, adorned with diamonds, understands the mysterious whispered language of the Kazuut trees, who it turns out know some great jokes as well as being incredibly wise. The third feather, perhaps the most miraculous of all, is able to tell when a guest is thirsty, and which flavour of tea is their preference. Because of these talents he has appeared on the national weather channel for a number of years, is the Kingdom’s first representative to the Kazuut Forests in the South of Klah, and is an excellent host to his numerous visitors. These days girls chase him for his autograph and his name is printed on souvenir tea-towels. Sometimes he wishes he could have become a simple mechanic and wear greasy overalls without appearing in  gossip magazines (SACRED FEATHER IN SHOCK-HORROR WARDROBE MISHAP!), but mostly he is content. \u003c\/em\u003e✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM) with curved hem, produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Sacred Feather story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with emerald green sequin eye and Burgundy with mauve sequin eye. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜ \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":33555909636,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779619462,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":287977228,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779652230,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":287977230,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779684998,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":287977232,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779717766,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":287977234,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":31538779422854,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779750534,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Burgundy","offer_id":31538779947142,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/kingdom_sacred_feather_womens_tee.jpg?v=1560285967"},{"product_id":"mystic-charles-secret-mens-tee","title":"Mystic Charles' Secret Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦\u003ci\u003e Mystic Charles had a secret. It wasn’t that he could teleport, everybody knew that, for that was how he delivered the royal mail. It wasn’t even the fact that it was really his splendid knitted hat that gave him this ability, not the crystal staff as everyone presumed (though this was really a secret too, as frequent attempts were made by naughty people to steal the staff). No, the secret I am referring to is that as well as being an excellent burglar decoy, the crystal staff doubled as a tap dancing prop when Mystic Charles was in the privacy of his bedroom. Although Mystic Charles had been practicing for years and was surprisingly agile, no one had ever seen him dance – for unfortunately even though he had travelled the world a thousand times, he remained frightfully shy, and never whispered his passion to a soul. “Tomorrow”, he thought to himself every day. “I will have the courage tomorrow”. In his heart he longed to tap dance for the King \u0026amp; Queen, in the meantime he delivered their mail. \u003c\/i\u003e✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (160GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; handprinted in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Mystic Charles story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStonewash Grey (Green Diamond, silver\/green ball)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStonewash Blue (Blue Diamond, silver\/blue ball)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#ff0000\" style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e ☜\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":9006002077740,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9006005583916,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":9006002110508,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9006005616684,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":9006002143276,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9006005649452,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":9006002176044,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14346367631404,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9006005682220,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14346367664172,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mystic-Charles-Stone-Blue-Tee_32abcd60-d42e-4f98-aca0-3e75f42b81b7.jpg?v=1557909523"},{"product_id":"the-mask-duchess-tee","title":"The Mask Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLittle is known about the mask’s origins, about how it was created or why. Some say it first appeared when a strange red vine grew in a village in the north of Klah, a vine never before seen, nor after. Allegedly after seven days a large flower unfurled itself and inside lay the peculiar white mask waiting to be plucked. Others say it drifted ashore on a small canoe that smelt like the moon and felt like wet earth, and there are even a few who vehemently believe it was found under a privet hedge. Whatever its origins, it seems it was soon discovered that wearing the mask gave one the ability to understand and channel the thoughts of plants, and if one assumed the right position, and tossed their own thoughts in just the right way, the plants were able to understand in return. Throughout the centuries the mask has been passed down, sometimes lost and sometimes stolen, sometimes kept in glass cabinets and sometimes worn to bed, or fancy dress balls. Elaborate conversations have been held with the plant world, who tend to be interested in philosophy, poetry, and stories about the sun. The honoured one who owns the mask is called THE PLANT ORACLE.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM) with curved hem, produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by The Mask story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":11822207270956,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":602114113,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":602114117,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":602114121,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":602114125,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/kingdom_of_klah_mask_tee_womens.jpg?v=1426769329"},{"product_id":"sacred-feather-mens-sovereign-tee","title":"Sacred Feather Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Sacred Feather story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Navy and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/mens-t-shirts\/products\/sacred-feather-mens-stonewash-tee\"\u003eStonewash\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ Sacred Feather was not always known by such a grandiose name. He was born Malcolm Blibbertrot, and the girls used to tease him because of his high-pitched voice and silly name. One day three unusual feathers grew out of his head and have remained there ever since. Not only do they add to his ravishingly good looks, the feathers act as a sort of antennae, each tuned into a different wavelength. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe first feather, a glorious spotted specimen, allows him to predict the weather in Klah with amazing accuracy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe second feather, adorned with diamonds, understands the mysterious whispered language of the Kazuut trees, who it turns out know some great jokes as well as being incredibly wise. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe third feather, perhaps the most miraculous of all, is able to tell when a guest is thirsty, and which flavour of tea is their preference. Because of these talents he has appeared on the national weather channel for a number of years, is the Kingdom’s first representative to the Kazuut Forests in the South of Klah, and is an excellent host to his numerous visitors. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThese days girls chase him for his autograph and his name is printed on souvenir tea-towels. Sometimes he wishes he could have become a simple mechanic and wear greasy overalls without appearing in  gossip magazines (SACRED FEATHER IN SHOCK-HORROR WARDROBE MISHAP!), but mostly he is content. ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":757268549,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ Small","offer_id":14629847236652,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":757268553,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ Medium","offer_id":14629847334956,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":757268557,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ Large","offer_id":14629847498796,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":757268561,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":14629844877356,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":34688124616838,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":14629847531564,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ XXL","offer_id":14629847597100,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":34688124649606,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/sacred-feather-high-neck-mens-tee.jpg?v=1749368078"},{"product_id":"the-mask-sovereign-tee","title":"The Mask Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted crew-neck t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. \u003c\/span\u003eAccompanied by The Mask story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eLittle is known about the mask’s origins, about how it was created or why. Some say it first appeared when a strange red vine grew in a village in the north of Klah, a vine never before seen, nor after. Allegedly after seven days a large flower unfurled itself and inside lay the peculiar white mask waiting to be plucked. Others say it drifted ashore on a small canoe that smelt like the moon and felt like wet earth, and there are even a few who vehemently believe it was found under a privet hedge. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eWhatever its origins, it seems it was soon discovered that wearing the mask gave one the ability to understand and channel the thoughts of plants, and if one assumed the right position, and tossed their own thoughts in just the right way, the plants were able to understand in return. Throughout the centuries the mask has been passed down, sometimes lost and sometimes stolen, sometimes kept in glass cabinets and sometimes worn to bed, or fancy dress balls. Elaborate conversations have been held with the plant world, who tend to be interested in philosophy, poetry, and stories about the sun. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe honoured one who owns the mask is called THE PLANT ORACLE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e ♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e ☜\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":823645593,"sku":"MSK_BK_Hn_S","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":823645597,"sku":"MSK_BK_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":823645601,"sku":"MSK_BK_Hn_L","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":823645605,"sku":"MSK_BK_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":14833362272300,"sku":"MSK_BK_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":34688126648454,"sku":"MSK_BK_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/mask-highneck-mens-tee.jpg?v=1619391941"},{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% combed cotton t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Snakebird story-card, Alphabet Translation and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black with white and gold ink. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEyes can be gold sequinned (second close up), please email directly after ordering to request.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e........................ \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e Once upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called. The mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThen one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun. A snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eInstantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTranslation from Klah: \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eSNAKEBIRD GOLD \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePIKELET\u003c\/a\u003eCYCLE GANG\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eRIDE FASTER THAN THE WIND\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜ \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":42024503017606,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":823657069,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":823657073,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_L","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":823657077,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14482633195564,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_S","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":42024505180294,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Gold-Black-Men_s-Tee.jpg?v=1749366879"},{"product_id":"wolf-fox-mens-sovereign-tee","title":"Wolf-Fox Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe beast who was half wolf, half fox did not howl like a regular wolf, nor did he growl like a regular fox. Instead he sang the song of the future, only he sang it backwards, emitting a strange but beautiful noise, likened by some to the sound a flower makes in a sunshower, and others to the rhythm of waves against a great whale. We do not know how it is that he came to have such power, only that the moment he stops singing, it will be the future.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Wolf-Fox story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black, Navy and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/mens-t-shirts\/products\/the-yetis-dilemma-mens-crew-neck-tee\"\u003eStonewash\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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He worked hard and diligently every single night with barely time to stop for a tea break. Nobody noticed him and they mistakenly thanked each other for the magnificent presents (how he envied Santa Claus, a celebrity amongst children). Did people even know what he looked like he wondered? Was there an image of him anywhere in the world?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton tee (150 GSM, shoulder to shoulder tape), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Birthday Monster story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ Small","offer_id":823664001,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_S","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ Medium","offer_id":823664005,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ Large","offer_id":823664009,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_L","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":823664013,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XXL","offer_id":14636959236140,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":34688125501574,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Birthday-Monster-High-Neck-Mens-Tee.jpg?v=1560239924"},{"product_id":"the-accordion-of-unexpected-fortunes-mens-crew-tee","title":"The Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes story-card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/the-accordion-of-unexpected-fortunes-mens-sovereign-tee-1\"\u003ePink\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEdgar came across the accordion in a park. The park was strange and mysterious; the trees did not move in time with the wind, nor the light with the sun. Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious. Therefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar. He was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears. He sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened. One woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surreptitiously recording surreptitious conversations. A third listener, a young lady, grew a dense layer of fur over her body, which enabled her to continue living in a mountain cave whilst she finished her best-selling book, “\u003c\/em\u003eCulinary Skills and Table Manners of Yetis\u003cem\u003e.” The accordion became known as the Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes, and Edgar and his accordion, rather unexpectedly, and most fortuitously, quickly became sought after.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":823723853,"sku":"ACC_BK_Hn_S","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":823723857,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":823723861,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_L","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":823723865,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14617513066540,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":34688124846214,"sku":"ACC_WT_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Accordion_Highneck_Tee.jpg?v=1567139605"},{"product_id":"the-hypnotic-cobra-mens-sovereign-tee","title":"The Hypnotic Cobra Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #ffffff; color: #073763;\"\u003eThe hypnotic cobra had always expected something quite different for his life. When he was young he had assumed he would be a jazz dancer like his mother and much later, it had seemed obvious he would dedicate his life to the exciting and ancient art of Staff Management. He had imagined a rather ordinary life, highlighted by weekends, salary bonuses, and of course a structured daily commute. Therefore he was rather taken aback to one day find himself emitting a powerful scent from his nostrils, a scent at once magnificent and invisible, that crept like a fog into the minds of those around him, and rendered them completely under his control. At first he was overwhelmed, for he knew he must use the power he had been given, but was unsure what to use it for. There seemed no need for more people to be clucking like chickens or hopping like kangaroos. He became so perplexed that he started doing strange things like wearing beige vests and watering his plants with milk - all and all, things were not looking good. Then one morning as he was eating his breakfast, it came to him in such a bolt of brilliance he almost choked on his Frosty Lizard Cereal: he could combine his previous dreams and skills with his new, creating the finest impromptu (hypno) flash mob the world had ever seen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Hypnotic Cobra Story Card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Blue and White print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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Sizing guide in images. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. Lesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). Unfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":11821848952876,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851639852,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963501380,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851901996,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963501388,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851934764,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963501392,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851967532,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963501396,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":29032234385452,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":11821852033068,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":29032234418220,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Moon-womens-tee_f2fefa41-14c6-42ae-879b-8d40752f2c7f.jpg?v=1554012657"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-tee","title":"The Balloonman Women's Duchess Tee White","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in White (with Navy \/ Yellow), and Black (with White \/ Metallic Blue).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly(ish) e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":963514668,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":963514672,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":963514676,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":963514680,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ White","offer_id":29032481620012,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-womens-tee-white_cbe7ba06-9f22-4eec-93d6-d46f3cbdb259.jpg?v=1558041900"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"The Balloonman Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Accompanied by The Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/the-balloonman-sovereign-mens-tee\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eFor these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eSome have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963574008,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963574012,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963574016,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963574024,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14641046749228,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":34688125206662,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-highneck-nick.jpg?v=1557999379"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-sovereign-mens-tee","title":"The Balloonman Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Accompanied by The Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in White and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/the-balloonman-mens-crew-neck-tee\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ There are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eFor these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eSome have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e” ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":963577836,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":963577840,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":963577844,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":963577848,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ White","offer_id":14636943441964,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":34688125403270,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Balloon-high-neck-tee-nick_e2e9b44c-62d9-433e-a236-9c84ce2692dd.jpg?v=1530676964"},{"product_id":"the-balloonman-womens-duchess-tee","title":"The Balloonman Women's Duchess Tee Black","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThere are many reasons why one might want to exchange one's head. You might have been cursed with a head that chatters about trivial things while you’re trying to nap, you may no longer wish to be mistaken for a famous pop-star - or, you may wish to be. You may be hoping to avoid your relatives, or trying to infiltrate the \u003ci\u003eBearded Men with Slender \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eNoses Club.\u003c\/i\u003e For these reasons, and many more, the Floating Head Exchange exists, overseen by one known as the Balloonman. To show the Balloonman you would like to partake in a head exchange, simply touch the palms of your hands to the ground and he will take care of the rest. Over the years this has led to several unfortunate incidents where passersby have tripped over and unwillingly participated in the one-way exchange (and then been charged for it). Some have suggested that the Balloonman himself may have something to do with the mysteriously trippable objects that frequently seem to surround the exchange, asking him to explain the presence of cobblestone-coloured casserole dishes, mirrored disco balls and rakes made entirely of glass. The Balloonman responds to these accusations with a shake (and a wobble) of his rubbery head and says, his smiling expression unchanged, “\u003ci\u003eYou clearly have a suspicious mind. Perhaps you could do with a new one?\u003c\/i\u003e”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM) with curved hem, produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Balloonman story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with White, \u0026amp; Metallic Blue and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/collections\/womens-tees\/products\/the-balloonman-womens-tee\"\u003eWhite\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly(ish) e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":35583159812,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963600504,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963600508,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963600512,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963600516,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14641308860460,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/balloon-womens-tee-black_037fa014-dcc7-43b4-85c6-635baf18556e.jpg?v=1558041831"},{"product_id":"the-lantern-moths-commemoration-womens-tee-1","title":"The Lantern Moths' Commemoration Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Radiant Ranges are not glorious and light as one would imagine, but dark and ominous, and strange things happen there – perhaps the strangest of all being the diamonds that sometimes rain from the sky, like the most radiantly dangerous hail you have ever seen, or been smacked in the face with. To avoid injuries, a magnificent group of lantern moths provide a warning system before each diamond fall, flying over the valleys and signaling to the citizens to helmet up the cows and hurry inside. Due to the abundance of diamonds in the area, anything that can be made from diamond is, from houses to harpsichords, tables to toothbrushes, and sometimes the teeth themselves. On the unusual occasion that it is sunny, the citizens are forced to wear special diamond-blocking glasses to protect their eyes from the glare, and stop them developing what is commonly known as “sparkle-eye”. The lantern moths have performed this honorable warning duty for as long as anyone can remember. When they are not signaling, they are forecasting the next fall. They do this in a number of ways: as well as having a weather station with the usual gadgets and gizmos, they watch the skies, they feel the vibrations of the weather on their wings, and they listen to the whispers of the diamonds. The Kingdom of Klah has created this garment to commemorate the fine and important job the lantern moths do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Duchess tees have a curved front and back and are more fitted than the Baroness \/ Monarchs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Lantern Moths' Commemoration story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":1421773316,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":1421772804,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":1421772932,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":1421773060,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":1421773188,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Lantern_Moths_Womens_Tee_Navy.jpg?v=1699590014"},{"product_id":"the-wolf-fox-womens-tee","title":"The Wolf-Fox Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦\u003cem\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe beast who was half wolf, half fox did not howl like a regular wolf, nor did he growl like a regular fox. Instead he sang the song of the future, only he sang it backwards, emitting a strange but beautiful noise, likened by some to the sound a flower makes in a sunshower, and others to the rhythm of waves against a great whale. We do not know how it is that he came to have such power, only that the moment he stops singing, it will be the future.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Wolf-Fox Storycard and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜ \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":33556039492,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144546860,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":33556039556,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144612396,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":33556039620,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144677932,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":33556039684,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144710700,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":33556039748,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":29032577892396,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":14346144743468,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":29032577925164,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/womens_wolf_fox_tee-web.jpg?v=1554105724"},{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003e✦ In most countries an elite taxi service is one which offers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet windows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the ability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated wisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually a praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s life. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming lectures, visit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emervynsagetusk.kingdom-of-klah.com\u003c\/a\u003e ✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (140 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Mervyn Sagetusk story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Stonewash Grey and Stonewash Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment has been decreed an official Klah habiliment by the Kingdom of Klah. The Kingdom wishes you to know that each and every one of these pieces has been individually printed by the Kingdom’s master artist, and is therefore unique to its brothers and sisters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671681670,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671714438,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671747206,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671779974,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671812742,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079032364,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079065132,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079097900,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079130668,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14834554109996,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mervyn-Sagetusk-Stone-Blue-Mens-Tee.jpg?v=1628328373"},{"product_id":"mystic-charles-secret-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"Mystic Charles' Secret Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦\u003ci\u003e Mystic Charles had a secret. It wasn’t that he could teleport, everybody knew that, for that was how he delivered the royal mail. It wasn’t even the fact that it was really his splendid knitted hat that gave him this ability, not the crystal staff as everyone presumed (though this was really a secret too, as frequent attempts were made by naughty people to steal the staff). No, the secret I am referring to is that as well as being an excellent burglar decoy, the crystal staff doubled as a tap dancing prop when Mystic Charles was in the privacy of his bedroom. Although Mystic Charles had been practicing for years and was surprisingly agile, no one had ever seen him dance – for unfortunately even though he had travelled the world a thousand times, he remained frightfully shy, and never whispered his passion to a soul. “Tomorrow”, he thought to himself every day. “I will have the courage tomorrow”. In his heart he longed to tap dance for the King \u0026amp; Queen, in the meantime he delivered their mail. \u003c\/i\u003e✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; handprinted in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Mystic Charles story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in White and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/mystic-charles-secret-mens-tee\"\u003eStonewash\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#ff0000\" style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e ☜\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":9006038482988,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":9006038614060,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":9006038712364,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":9006038810668,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ White","offer_id":14630682066988,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":34688124354694,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mystic-Charles-White-tee-nick.jpg?v=1562196260"},{"product_id":"sacred-feather-mens-stonewash-tee","title":"Sacred Feather Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Sacred Feather story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Stonewash Grey and Stonewash Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e✦ Sacred Feather was not always known by such a grandiose name. He was born Malcolm Blibbertrot, and the girls used to tease him because of his high-pitched voice and silly name. One day three unusual feathers grew out of his head and have remained there ever since. Not only do they add to his ravishingly good looks, the feathers act as a sort of antennae, each tuned into a different wavelength. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe first feather, a glorious spotted specimen, allows him to predict the weather in Klah with amazing accuracy. The second feather, adorned with diamonds, understands the mysterious whispered language of the Kazuut trees, who it turns out know some great jokes as well as being incredibly wise. The third feather, perhaps the most miraculous of all, is able to tell when a guest is thirsty, and which flavour of tea is their preference. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eBecause of these talents he has appeared on the national weather channel for a number of years, is the Kingdom’s first representative to the Kazuut Forests in the South of Klah, and is an excellent host to his numerous visitors. These days girls chase him for his autograph and his name is printed on souvenir tea-towels. Sometimes he wishes he could have become a simple mechanic and wear greasy overalls without appearing in  gossip magazines (SACRED FEATHER IN SHOCK-HORROR WARDROBE MISHAP!), but mostly he is content. ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14093135839276,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9018930004012,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14093135904812,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9018930069548,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14093135937580,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9018930135084,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14093135970348,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9018930200620,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":14093139836972,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14093139804204,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Sacred-Feather-Stone-Blue-Tee.jpg?v=1554095196"},{"product_id":"native-singing-cat-womens-baroness-tee","title":"Native Singing Cat Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic roses. Due to the handprinted nature and the technique of printing the metallic blend, each print will have a different gradient of colour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSizing guide in images. Model wears a Small and is 158cm tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Native Singing Cats story card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e✦ Many of you will have heard how nature is connected. There are small fish that zap around big fish and keep them clean, sea anemones that hitch around on the backs of crabs, and plants that will feed you in exchange for a good watering. On the mysterious island of Klah, a species of native singing cat is responsible for the blooming of many fruits and flowers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sound of forty cats wailing together in an alleyway is not normally something anyone in their right mind would go out of their way to hear, but these particular cats are considered an audial delicacy, and draw crowds from distant lands who flock to the island at different times of the year to watch flowers unfurl and vegetables hurl themselves up from the earth, each to a different type of music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor example, when it is time for the parsnips to arise, the cats perform a jazzy funk number, and when it is time for the roses to bloom a tragic opera rings through the streets, because it is well known that roses love a good heroine death. There are love ballads to turn the lemons sour, psy-trance for the goji berries and cabbages are always up for a snazzy disco. The cats still sometimes fight as cats (and temperamental artists) do, they brawl over creative differences and who gets the lead part in musicals, but they fight to music so it becomes a beautiful rhythmic fight dance, throwing shapes not punches and swiping xylophones not faces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the fight dances occur strange new varieties of plants are often born, such as corn cobs made of pearls, forests of broccoli so enormous that people build treehuts in the branches, and perhaps most importantly, a potent purple catnip with sardines for flowers, which fuels the cats and continues the cycle of beasts and birds and all things fruity in Klah, \u0026amp; thus, the world continues.✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":9033326166060,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108617350,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":9033326297132,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108650118,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":9033326329900,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108682886,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":9033326362668,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108715654,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14341438865452,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":40253108781190,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Native-Cat-Baroness-metallic-Betty.jpg?v=1725062121"},{"product_id":"the-lantern-moths-commemoration-womens-baroness-tee","title":"The Lantern Moth's Commemoration Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Lantern Moths story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black and Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. Model is wearing a size Small and is 158cm tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✦ The Radiant Ranges are not glorious and light as one would imagine, but dark and ominous, and strange things happen there – perhaps the strangest of all being the diamonds that sometimes rain from the sky, like the most radiantly dangerous hail you have ever seen, or been smacked in the face with. To avoid injuries, a magnificent group of lantern moths provide a warning system before each diamond fall, flying over the valleys and signaling to the citizens to helmet up the cows and hurry inside. Due to the abundance of diamonds in the area, anything that can be made from diamond is, from houses to harpsichords, tables to toothbrushes, and sometimes the teeth themselves. On the unusual occasion that it is sunny, the citizens are forced to wear special diamond-blocking glasses to protect their eyes from the glare, and stop them developing what is commonly known as “sparkle-eye”. The lantern moths have performed this honorable warning duty for as long as anyone can remember. When they are not signaling, they are forecasting the next fall. They do this in a number of ways: as well as having a weather station with the usual gadgets and gizmos, they watch the skies, they feel the vibrations of the weather on their wings, and they listen to the whispers of the diamonds. The Kingdom of Klah has created this garment to commemorate the fine and important job the lantern moths do.✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment has been decreed an official Klah habiliment by the Kingdom of Klah. The Kingdom wishes you to know that each and every one of these pieces has been individually printed by the Kingdom’s master artist, and is therefore unique to its brothers and sisters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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The Baroness is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eThe Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost. Then one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs. Instantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":9711923036204,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":9711923101740,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":9711923167276,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":9711923232812,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":42024498757766,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Gold-Baroness-tee_279675ba-d69c-4da1-a024-ead30e088ad9.jpg?v=1751058638"},{"product_id":"the-birthday-monster-mens-stonewash-tee","title":"The Birthday Monster Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cem\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe Birthday Monster suffered from a great melancholy, for he constantly provided wondrous gifts for people of all ages around the world and never received any himself. He worked hard and diligently every single night with barely time to stop for a tea break. Nobody noticed him and they mistakenly thanked each other for the magnificent presents (how he envied Santa Claus, a celebrity amongst children). Did people even know what he looked like he wondered? Was there an image of him anywhere in the world?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton crew-neck t-shirt (160 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Birthday Monster story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAvailable in Stonewash Blue and Stonewash Grey. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ Small","offer_id":13754820329516,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_S","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ Medium","offer_id":13754820362284,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_M","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ Large","offer_id":13754820395052,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_L","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ XL","offer_id":13754820427820,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ XXL","offer_id":13754828095532,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ Small","offer_id":13754820460588,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_S","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ Medium","offer_id":13754820493356,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_M","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ Large","offer_id":13754820526124,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_L","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ XL","offer_id":13754820558892,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ XXL","offer_id":13754828128300,"sku":"BM_NV_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Birthday-Monster-Stone-Blue-Tee_b4e988b4-ba9f-4408-8e8b-ac5ee4ce4931.jpg?v=1624959808"},{"product_id":"the-sailors-pocket-mens-sovereign-tee","title":"The Sailor's Pocket Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Cotton love potion handkerchief in pocket. Klah alphabet translation for speech bubble on tag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by The Sailor story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe sailor had not always been a sailor, but he had always been a romantic. As a child he was always falling in love with things he saw or ate or smelt or thought (he once famously spent two days on his tricycle chasing a particular cloud shaped like a toucan’s foot, only to be eventually distracted by the perfect rotation of his own wheels, and finally by the delectable taste of blood as he fell slowly forwards into the spokes).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBy and by he managed to fall in love with being in love, and after his ship docked at certain colourful ports, he began to take sneaky doses of love potion. As well as being a romantic, the sailor was also meticulously organised, and modified all his clothing to include extra pockets, which he filled with all sorts of essential items: coconuts and cutlery, and books on identifying rare mushrooms. In the special pocket over his heart he kept a steady supply of various love remedies which he sipped and supped and chewed and swallowed when no one was looking, until he felt like the most handsome man in all of Klah - and he certainly did surprisingly well with the ladies.\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":13875879542828,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":13875879575596,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":13875879608364,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":13875879641132,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":14833055465516,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":34688126681222,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Charlie_Sailor_Pocket_crop_0c83a9d9-272b-49f2-ad8a-0c0d22f770d7.jpg?v=1595324579"},{"product_id":"the-sailors-pocket-mens-striped-tee","title":"The Sailor's Pocket Men's Striped Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Cotton love potion handkerchief in pocket. Klah alphabet translation for speech bubble on tag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by The Sailor story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black \u0026amp; White Stripe. The Baron is pictured here wearing a size Large, is 188cm \/ 85kg and a standard size Large.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e------------------------\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe sailor had not always been a sailor, but he had always been a romantic. As a child he was always falling in love with things he saw or ate or smelt or thought (he once famously spent two days on his tricycle chasing a particular cloud shaped like a toucan’s foot, only to be eventually distracted by the perfect rotation of his own wheels, and finally by the delectable taste of blood as he fell slowly forwards into the spokes). By and by he managed to fall in love with being in love, and after his ship docked at certain colourful ports, he began to take sneaky doses of love potion. As well as being a romantic, the sailor was also meticulously organised, and modified all his clothing to include extra pockets, which he filled with all sorts of essential items: coconuts and cutlery, and books on identifying rare mushrooms. In the special pocket over his heart he kept a steady supply of various love remedies which he sipped and supped and chewed and swallowed when no one was looking, until he felt like the most handsome man in all of Klah - and he certainly did surprisingly well with the ladies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":13960580694060,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":13960580726828,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":13960580759596,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":13960580792364,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black\/White Stripe","offer_id":31538830278790,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Sailor-Striped-close.jpg?v=1595324742"},{"product_id":"native-singing-cat-womens-baroness-tee-cerulean-blue","title":"Native Singing Cat Women's Baroness Tee, Cerulean Blue","description":"\u003cp\u003e✦ Many of you will have heard how nature is connected. There are small fish that zap around big fish and keep them clean, sea anemones that hitch around on the backs of crabs, and plants that will feed you in exchange for a good watering. On the mysterious island of Klah, a species of native singing cat is responsible for the blooming of many fruits and flowers. The sound of forty cats wailing together in an alleyway is not normally something anyone in their right mind would go out of their way to hear, but these particular cats are considered an audial delicacy, and draw crowds from distant lands who flock to the island at different times of the year to watch flowers unfurl and vegetables hurl themselves up from the earth, each to a different type of music. For example, when it is time for the parsnips to arise, the cats perform a jazzy funk number, and when it is time for the roses to bloom a tragic opera rings through the streets, because it is well known that roses love a good heroine death. There are love ballads to turn the lemons sour, psy-trance for the goji berries and cabbages are always up for a snazzy disco. The cats still sometimes fight as cats (and temperamental artists) do, they brawl over creative differences and who gets the lead part in musicals, but they fight to music so it becomes a beautiful rhythmic fight dance, throwing shapes not punches and swiping xylophones not faces. When the fight dances occur strange new varieties of plants are often born, such as corn cobs made of pearls, forests of broccoli so enormous that people build treehuts in the branches, and perhaps most importantly, a potent purple catnip with sardines for flowers, which fuels the cats and continues the cycle of beasts and birds and all things fruity in Klah, \u0026amp; thus, the world continues.✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Native Singing Cats story card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Baroness is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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The park was strange and mysterious; the trees did not move in time with the wind, nor the light with the sun. Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious. Therefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHe was slightly more surprised to pick up the accordion, and, after only three dud notes, find himself playing wondrous songs he had never heard before - especially as he had been told (frequently) that he had the musical ability of a goat with no ears. He sang always the same words, but somehow different things began to happen to the people who listened.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eOne woman grew a tremendously large nose, which Edgar felt terrible about until he discovered she then went off to make her fortune as a famous moustache model. An old man who stopped to listen suddenly developed superb hearing in his elbow and became a highly successful spy, casually leaning against walls and surrepticiously recording surreptitious conversations. 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Instead he sang the song of the future, only he sang it backwards, emitting a strange but beautiful noise, likened by some to the sound a flower makes in a sunshower, and others to the rhythm of waves against a great whale. We do not know how it is that he came to have such power, only that the moment he stops singing, it will be the future. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted t-shirt (150GSM Stonewash), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Wolf-Fox story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAvailable in Stonewash Grey, Stonewash Blue, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/wolf-fox-mens-sovereign-tee\"\u003eBlack \u0026amp; Navy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ Small","offer_id":14637061898284,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_S","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ Small","offer_id":14637061931052,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_S","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ Medium","offer_id":14637062029356,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_M","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ Medium","offer_id":14637062062124,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_M","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ Large","offer_id":14637062160428,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_L","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ Large","offer_id":14637062193196,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_L","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ XL","offer_id":14637062324268,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ XXL","offer_id":14637062357036,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ XL","offer_id":14637062389804,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ XXL","offer_id":14637062422572,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_XL","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":41310594465926,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_S-1","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Stonewash Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":41310594498694,"sku":"WF_BK_Hn_S-2","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Wolf-Stone-grey-tee_ebf7b573-29f0-44e0-8893-33c4e75908fa.jpg?v=1558001689"},{"product_id":"the-accordion-of-unexpected-fortunes-mens-sovereign-tee-1","title":"The Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Accordion of Unexpected Fortunes story-card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. Model is 187cm tall and wearing a size Medium.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEdgar came across the accordion in a park. The park was strange and mysterious; the trees did not move in time with the wind, nor the light with the sun. Certain leaves were seen to glint of their own accord, one after the other, and it was suspected they were sending coded messages - about what no one could ever quite be sure, other than that the whole business was strange and mysterious.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTherefore Edgar wasn’t particularly surprised when he tripped over the accordion, partly as his toes were very large and he tripped over a lot, and partly because the park was so peculiar. 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