{"title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"margin-bottom: 16px; float: none; display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird_Gold_480x480.jpg?v=1751051891\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost. Then one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun. A snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eInstantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-mens-sweatshirt","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Royal Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM cotton French Terry) with inset sleeves, 2x2 ribbing on neck, cuff and hem and cover stitched seams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; hand screenprinted in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Snakebird  Gold story-card, Alphabet Translation and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black with white and gold ink. Sizing guide in images. Eyes can be gold sequinned (second close up), please email directly after ordering to request. Sizing guide in images. This sweatshirt is a unisex cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called. The mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThen one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun. A snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInstantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTranslation of circular text from Klahtian: \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSNAKEBIRD GOLD \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePIKELET\u003c\/a\u003eCYCLE GANG\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRIDE FASTER THAN THE WIND\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":596574713,"sku":"","price":119.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":596574717,"sku":"","price":119.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":596574721,"sku":"","price":119.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":596574725,"sku":"","price":119.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Gold-Black-Men_s-Sweatshirt.jpg?v=1749365073"},{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% combed cotton t-shirt (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Snakebird story-card, Alphabet Translation and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in black with white and gold ink. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEyes can be gold sequinned (second close up), please email directly after ordering to request.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e........................ \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e Once upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called. The mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThen one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun. A snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eInstantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTranslation from Klah: \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eSNAKEBIRD GOLD \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePIKELET\u003c\/a\u003eCYCLE GANG\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eRIDE FASTER THAN THE WIND\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003e Sign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜ \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":42024503017606,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":823657069,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":823657073,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_L","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":823657077,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_XL","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14482633195564,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_S","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":42024505180294,"sku":"SGPG_BK_Hn_M","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Gold-Black-Men_s-Tee.jpg?v=1749366879"},{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-zip-hoody","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Zip Up Men's Hoody","description":"\u003cp\u003eZip Up Hoody (320gsm cotton) with CVC fleece lining, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ekangaroo pockets, lined hood and YKK metal zip. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBlack with \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhite \u0026amp; Metallic Gold print screenprinted on the back, embroidered Klahtian language on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eProduced under ethical working conditions\u003c\/span\u003e and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by the Snakebird Gold story-card, Alphabet Translation (for the code in the print) and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis garment has a relaxed fit and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage - if in between sizes you may want to size down. Sizing guide in images. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-zip-up-womens-hoody\"\u003eWomen's \/ shorter version here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.............................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHE SNAKEBIRD GOLD PIKELETCYCLE GANG\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called. The mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost. Then one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun. A snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs. Instantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":9557702803500,"sku":"","price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":9557702869036,"sku":"","price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":9557702934572,"sku":"","price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":42135662755974,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Men_s-Zip-Hoody.jpg?v=1750364010"},{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-womens-baroness-tee","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Gold \u0026amp; White, with Gold Sequinned eyes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAccompanied by the Snakebird Gold story ☞Translate the Klah alphabet language around the design (alphabet in images, and accompanies garment)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Baroness is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 178cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eThe Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost. Then one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs. Instantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":9711923036204,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":9711923101740,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":9711923167276,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":9711923232812,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":42024498757766,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Gold-Baroness-tee_279675ba-d69c-4da1-a024-ead30e088ad9.jpg?v=1751058638"},{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-womens-monarch-tee","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Women's Monarch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton (180GSM) crew-neck tee, produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. Sleeves can be sewn rolled or left long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Gold \u0026amp; White, with Gold Sequinned eyes. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Klah certified wax seal, Snakebird story card and alphabet translation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e...............................................\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called. The mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThen one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun. A snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInstantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☞Translate the Klah alphabet language around the design (alphabet in images, and accompanies garment)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Rolled","offer_id":42024499708038,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Unrolled","offer_id":42024500494470,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Rolled","offer_id":42024499740806,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Unrolled","offer_id":42024500527238,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Rolled","offer_id":42024499773574,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Unrolled","offer_id":42024500560006,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Rolled","offer_id":42024499806342,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Unrolled","offer_id":42024500592774,"sku":null,"price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird-Gold-Black-Monarch.jpg?v=1749366415"},{"product_id":"snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-zip-up-womens-hoody","title":"Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang Zip Up Women's Hoody","description":"\u003cp\u003eZip Up Hoody (320gsm cotton) with CVC fleece lining, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ekangaroo pockets, lined hood and YKK metal zip. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBlack with \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWhite \u0026amp; Metallic Gold print screenprinted on the back with gold sequin eyes, embroidered Klahtian language on the front. This hoody is a women's (or anyone's) cut -  \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/products\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-zip-hoody\"\u003elonger (men's) version here.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eProduced under ethical working conditions\u003c\/span\u003e and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by the Snakebird Gold story-card, Alphabet Translation (for the code in the print) and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis garment has a relaxed fit and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage - if in between sizes you may want to size down. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.............................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHE SNAKEBIRD GOLD PIKELETCYCLE GANG\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eOnce upon a time the members of the Milk Thieves Motorcycle Gang struck fear into the hearts of citizens, churning up lawns, frightening cats into trees and of course, as all bad ass gang members do, stealing milk bottles. People cowered in the streets, anti-Milk Thieves charms and amulets flourished, and town meetings were called. The mayor tried to have them evicted but gave up when not only were all his milk bottles stolen, but his recycling bin too. All seemed lost. Then one evening, as the gang rode home from a productive day of neighbourhood terrorising, a vision suddenly appeared before them in the golden rays of the setting sun. A snakebird with blazing eyes rose up, and in his strange high-pitched voice he sang them one of their favourite death metal songs. Instantly he won their hearts and they listened respectfully to his wise leadership. They traded in their motorcycles for pikeletcycles, which are powered by pikelets and are much more eco-friendly, and became the Snakebird Gold Pikeletcycle Gang. They gave up their wicked milk thievery and started selling pikelets from their bikes, which was still a little bit bad ass as they didn’t have the required food certificates, but much more welcomed by the citizens. These days people hang golden snakes on their verandahs, a symbol of invitation to the pikelet vendors.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(For a pikelet recipe, click\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang-pikelet-recipe\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":42153161719942,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":42153161752710,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":42152989589638,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":42152989622406,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":42152989655174,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Snakebird_Gold_Women_s_Hoody.jpg?v=1750771248"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.kingdomofklah.com\/collections\/snakebird-gold-pikeletcycle-gang.oembed","provider":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","version":"1.0","type":"link"}