{"title":"Mervyn Sagetusk, Esteemed Wisehog","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/wisehog-web_large.jpg?15882299280083437939\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIn most countries an elite taxi service is one which offers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet windows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the ability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated wisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually a praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s life. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming lectures, visit: \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003emervynsagetusk.kingdom-of-klah.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-unisex-sweater","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk Unisex Royal Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Mervyn Sagetusk story-card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Steel Blue. Sizing guide in images - this is a unisex sized garment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---------------------------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e✦ In most countries an elite taxi service is one which offers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet windows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the ability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated wisehog mentors to speak at a convention.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eAnyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually a praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s life. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming lectures, visit: \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emervynsagetusk.kingdom-of-klah.com\u003c\/a\u003e ✦\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", an occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":11972023320620,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":602902597,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":602902601,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":602902605,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":602902609,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Steel Blue","offer_id":31546173522054,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mervyn-Sagetusk-Steel-Blue-Sweater_61076558-0218-4a65-9a93-c0e5e841cccd.jpg?v=1587558016"},{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk Men's Stonewash Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003e✦ In most countries an elite taxi service is one which offers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet windows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the ability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated wisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually a praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s life. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming lectures, visit: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emervynsagetusk.kingdom-of-klah.com\u003c\/a\u003e ✦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton handprinted t-shirt (140 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions \u0026amp; printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Mervyn Sagetusk story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Stonewash Grey and Stonewash Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment has been decreed an official Klah habiliment by the Kingdom of Klah. The Kingdom wishes you to know that each and every one of these pieces has been individually printed by the Kingdom’s master artist, and is therefore unique to its brothers and sisters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671681670,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671714438,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671747206,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671779974,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Blue","offer_id":30898671812742,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079032364,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079065132,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079097900,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":9000079130668,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Stonewash Grey","offer_id":14834554109996,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mervyn-Sagetusk-Stone-Blue-Mens-Tee.jpg?v=1628328373"},{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-esteemed-wisehog-gift-card","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk, Esteemed Wisehog Greeting Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003en most countries an elite taxi service is one which \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eoffers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewindows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ea praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003elife. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003electures, visit: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\"\u003ehttps:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with \u003cem\u003eMervyn Sagetusk\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and story on the back. Includes metallic white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31539140231302,"sku":"","price":6.5,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/KlahCard-Mervyn.jpg?v=1587457383"},{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-womens-hoody","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk Women's Hoody","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eIn most countries an elite taxi service is one which offers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet windows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the ability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated wisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually a praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s life. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming lectures, visit: \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003emervynsagetusk.kingdom-of-klah.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e350 GSM 100% Cotton French Terry Hoody, handprinted with the Mervyn Sagetusk\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eprint in white \u0026amp; metallics. This garment has a pullover hood, kangaroo pocket, metal tipped drawcord, hem and sleeve cuff ribbing, and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by the Mervyn Sagetusk story card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":31724781863046,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":31724781895814,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":31724781928582,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":31724781961350,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mervyn-Sagetusk-Black-Women_s-Hoody.png?v=1590709156"},{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-esteemed-wisehog-mens-hoody","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk, Esteemed Wisehog Men's Fleece Hoody","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✦ In most countries an elite taxi service is one which offers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet windows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). The elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the ability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. Here, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated wisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually a praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s life. For information on Mr Sagetusk’s upcoming lectures, visit: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/mervyn-sagetusk\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emervynsagetusk.kingdom-of-klah.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ✦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e350 GSM Cotton Hoody lined with anti-pill fleece, handprinted with the Mervyn Sagetusk print. This garment has a lined hood, kangaroo pocket, raglan sleeves, tonal drawcord, hem and sleeve cuff ribbing, and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComes with the Mervyn Sagetusk story card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Cobalt","offer_id":39346819629190,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Cobalt","offer_id":39346819661958,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Cobalt","offer_id":39346819694726,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Cobalt","offer_id":39346819727494,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Cobalt","offer_id":39346819760262,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Cobalt","offer_id":39347541475462,"sku":"","price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Mervyn-Sagetusk-Mens-Hoody-blue.jpg?v=1622194417"},{"product_id":"mervyn-sagetusk-womens-monarch-tee-stonewash","title":"Mervyn Sagetusk Women's Monarch Tee, Stonewash","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton stonewash crew-neck tee (140gsm), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand with organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by the Mervyn Sagetusk story-card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e....................................................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✦ In most countries an elite taxi service is one which offers polished gold handles, darkened, identity discreet windows and a special microphone to talk to the driver (who has tassels on his shoulders and a thin moustache). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe elite taxi service of Klah, however, contains none of these things - in fact there are no handles, windows, microphones or tassels whatsoever, and any moustaches are normally thick and curly. The Klah taxi service is run by a highly professional outfit called Feathered Flights, who guarantee speed, comfort, great views, and the ability to fight off angry sparrows with a mere swipe of their powerful wings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eHere, a Feathered Flights staff member transports one of the Kingdom’s most celebrated wisehog mentors to speak at a convention. Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of even a short conversation with a wisehog will know they are, as the name suggests, the epitome of wise. It is well known that the longer their tusks, the wiser they are, and Mervyn Sagetusk (pictured) is greatly respected for sporting some of the most magnificent and astute ivories Klah has ever seen - he once famously advised Lady Battibus that she was not actually a praying mantis, almost certainly saving her husband’s life. 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