{"title":"Les Moon, Poet (Prolific)","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Moon-web_large.jpg?16235153228522086502\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. Lesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. He had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). Unfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e”. He recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"les-moon-poet-prolific-mens-crew-neck-tee","title":"Les Moon, Poet (Prolific) Men's Sovereign Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (160 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. Black with Metallic Silver print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Les Moon story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.............................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLes Moon, Poet (Prolific)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eLesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. He had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eUnfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. He recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963328044,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963328048,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963328052,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963328056,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14833631297580,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":34688123797638,"sku":"","price":79.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Les_Moon_Sovereign_Tee.jpg?v=1744850439"},{"product_id":"les-moon-poet-womens-tee","title":"Les Moon (Poet) Women's Duchess Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe Duchess tees have a curved front and back and are more fitted than the Baroness \/ Monarchs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Les Moon story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black or Navy with Silver ink. Sizing guide in images. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. Lesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). Unfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":11821848952876,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XS \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851639852,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":963501380,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851901996,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":963501388,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851934764,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":963501392,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":11821851967532,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":963501396,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":29032234385452,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":11821852033068,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":29032234418220,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Moon-womens-tee_f2fefa41-14c6-42ae-879b-8d40752f2c7f.jpg?v=1554012657"},{"product_id":"les-moon-poet-womens-baroness-tee","title":"Les Moon (Poet) Women's Baroness Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e100% cotton t-shirt with rolled sleeves (150 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black or Navy with Metallic Silver print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Les Moon (Poet) story card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images. The Empress Sophie is pictured here wearing a size Medium, is 184 cm tall and a standard size 12.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. He had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. He recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":14341414682668,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Navy","offer_id":14341414715436,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":14341414748204,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Navy","offer_id":14341414780972,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":14341414813740,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Navy","offer_id":14341414846508,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":14341414879276,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":14341414912044,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":14341414944812,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Navy","offer_id":14341414977580,"sku":"","price":75.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Les-Moon-Baroness-Tee-web.jpg?v=1554017978"},{"product_id":"les-moon-monarch-tee","title":"Les Moon (Poet) Stonewash Monarch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton crew-neck tee (140 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. Model is wearing a Small and is 158cm tall. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Orchid Stonewash with Metallic Print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Les Moon (Poet) story card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...........................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eLes Moon, Poet (Prolific)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. He had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. He recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e☜\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"KINGDOM OF KLAH","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Orchid Stonewash","offer_id":31546349518982,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Orchid Stonewash","offer_id":31546349617286,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Orchid Stonewash","offer_id":31546349682822,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Orchid Stonewash","offer_id":31546349715590,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Orchid Stonewash","offer_id":31546349781126,"sku":"","price":85.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Les-Moon-Stone-Baroness.jpg?v=1725003886"},{"product_id":"les-moon-poet-royal-sweatshirt","title":"Les Moon, (Poet) Royal Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton handprinted sweatshirt (350 GSM) with neck and sleeve cuff ribbing, produced under ethical working conditions and printed using environmentally friendly, organic inks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Les Moon, (Poet) story-card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSizing guide in images. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #444444;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #444444;\"\u003eThese sweaters are unisex sizing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Silver print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.........................................\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLes Moon, Poet (Prolific)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eLesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. He had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eUnfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e“\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e“\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. Sign up and become a Citizen \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/the-kingdom-of-klah-citizens-digest\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e☜\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":31551808077958,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":31551808110726,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":31551808143494,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":31551808176262,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":31551808209030,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL \/ Black","offer_id":31551808241798,"sku":"","price":115.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Les-Moon-Sweater.jpg?v=1686885389"},{"product_id":"les-moon-poet-womens-hoody","title":"Les Moon, Poet (Prolific) Women's Hoody","description":"\u003cp\u003e350 GSM 100% Cotton French Terry Hoody, handprinted with the \u003cspan\u003eLes Moon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, Poet (Prolific) \u003c\/span\u003eprint in metallic silver. This garment has a pullover hood, kangaroo pocket, metal tipped drawcord, hem and sleeve cuff ribbing, and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Sizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanied by the Les Moon, Poet (Prolific) story card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.............................\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLes Moon, Poet (Prolific)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. He had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e”. He recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Kingdom of Klah","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":31718339838086,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":31718339870854,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":31718339903622,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":31718339936390,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/products\/Les-Moon-Black-Hoody.jpg?v=1590651037"},{"product_id":"les-moon-poet-monarch-tee","title":"Les Moon (Poet) Monarch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Second Moon of Klah had rather a lot of time on his hands. Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. Lesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. He had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). Unfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: “\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. He wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: “\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. He recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton crew-neck tee (180 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. This garment is designed to be hip length \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ewith a loose fit in the body. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSleeves can be sewn rolled or left longer \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(please check for both options if your size seems sold out).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Black with Metallic Silver Print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with Les Moon (Poet) story card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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Occasionally he was required to perform some kind of exotic eclipse, or paint his face blue, or red, or turn this way or that way, but mostly he was left to his own devices, particularly as the First Moon of Klah was rather bossy and tended to hog most of the moon duties herself. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eLesley (as he was commonly known) thus learnt to amuse himself by dedicating himself to many different hobbies, none of which it could be said he was particularly skilled at. He had attempted at one time or another to become a master finger puppeteer, a pastry chef, a baton twirler, a patchwork quilter and an avant garde keyboardist, but when these did not work out (for obvious, fingerless reasons) he eventually settled on the idea of becoming the world’s most prolific poet, even ordering a shiny name-badge that said LES MOON, POET (PROLIFIC). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eUnfortunately he had no interest in writing about things he knew – instead he wrote poems about walking on the beach: \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e“\u003ci\u003ethe water felt thick under my feet and the sand silky \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003ebehind my ears\u003c\/i\u003e”. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe wrote about hang-gliding, which he thought was called ‘ham-gliding’: \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e“\u003ci\u003eI became one with the ham and together \/ \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ewe went gliding\u003c\/i\u003e”. \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #073763;\"\u003eHe recited his poetry in a loud, booming moon-voice to everyone within hearing, polished his name-badge, and waited patiently to be discovered.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♛ \u003ci\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small monthly e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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