{"title":"Henry the Culinary Star","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0109\/3092\/files\/Henry-the-Culinary-Star_480x480.jpg?v=1615275699\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHenry was always hungry. He was hungry in the morning, in the night time, in the daytime, and in the timeless time that exists in space – he was born hungry, and this was immediately a problem for his mother, because stars do not eat. She tried giving him toy moons to play with, made from painstakingly collected and sculpted stardust – Henry screamed a terrible scream that caused a flock of comets to veer off course and cascade into the wrong planet. She tried patting him awkwardly on the back, and Henry howled a terrible howl that shook the knees of some distant black holes, and black holes do not have knees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFinally she took him for a soothing float about the towns of Klah, and here they discovered the answer. Wherever they appeared, culinary miracles would happen. Those with barely a stale crust of bread to eat would find the crusts were not just fresh, but were whole feasts of Klah’s finest culinary delights (think eggs with egg jam, boiled raisin steaks, etc).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArch nemeses, feuding since before their grandmothers’ grandmothers were wisps of consciousness, suddenly found themselves sharing a delicious hot lettuce pie together, and the pastry would warm their cold hearts, the soft lettuce would soften their anger, and soon the past was forgotten and dishes were being washed and dried together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeople that lived alone and usually ate toast in front of the TV were transported to street banquets with real vegetables and jokes with the neighbours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd this is what Henry sated his hunger with. So citizens, if one day the sky above your town is suddenly blotted out, do not fear! It is (probably) Henry, the Culinary Star. Prepare your bibs.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"henry-the-culinary-star-womens-monarch-tee-mauve","title":"Henry the Culinary Star Women's Monarch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eHenry was always hungry. He was hungry in the morning, in the night time, in the daytime, and in the timeless time that exists in space – he was born hungry, and this was immediately a problem for his mother, because stars do not eat. She tried giving him toy moons to play with, made from painstakingly collected and sculpted stardust – Henry screamed a terrible scream that caused a flock of comets to veer off course and cascade into the wrong planet. She tried patting him awkwardly on the back, and Henry howled a terrible howl that shook the knees of some distant black holes, and black holes do not have knees.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eFinally she took him for a soothing float about the towns of Klah, and here they discovered the answer. Wherever they appeared, culinary miracles would happen. Those with barely a stale crust of bread to eat would find the crusts were not just fresh, but were whole feasts of Klah’s finest culinary delights (think eggs with egg jam, boiled raisin steaks, etc).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eArch nemeses, feuding since before their grandmothers’ grandmothers were wisps of consciousness, suddenly found themselves sharing a delicious hot lettuce pie together, and the pastry would warm their cold hearts, the soft lettuce would soften their anger, and soon the past was forgotten and dishes were being washed and dried together.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003ePeople that lived alone and usually ate toast in front of the TV were transported to street banquets with real vegetables and jokes with the neighbours.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eAnd this is what Henry sated his hunger with. So citizens, if one day the sky above your town is suddenly blotted out, do not fear! It is (probably) Henry, the Culinary Star. Prepare your bibs.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% soft combed cotton crew-neck tee (160 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and hand-printed in New Zealand. This garment is designed to be hip length with a loose fit in the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Turquoise with Metallic Mauve print, and Mauve with Metallic Gold print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with the Henry the Culinary Star Storycard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing guide in images.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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Model is 158cm tall and wears a size Small.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the Henry the Culinary Star Storycard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eHenry was always hungry. He was hungry in the morning, in the night time, in the daytime, and in the timeless time that exists in space – he was born hungry, and this was immediately a problem for his mother, because stars do not eat. She tried giving him toy moons to play with, made from painstakingly collected and sculpted stardust – Henry screamed a terrible scream that caused a flock of comets to veer off course and cascade into the wrong planet. She tried patting him awkwardly on the back, and Henry howled a terrible howl that shook the knees of some distant black holes, and black holes do not have knees.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eFinally she took him for a soothing float about the towns of Klah, and here they discovered the answer. Wherever they appeared, culinary miracles would happen. Those with barely a stale crust of bread to eat would find the crusts were not just fresh, but were whole feasts of Klah’s finest culinary delights (think eggs with egg jam, boiled raisin steaks, etc).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eArch nemeses, feuding since before their grandmothers’ grandmothers were wisps of consciousness, suddenly found themselves sharing a delicious hot lettuce pie together, and the pastry would warm their cold hearts, the soft lettuce would soften their anger, and soon the past was forgotten and dishes were being washed and dried together.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003ePeople that lived alone and usually ate toast in front of the TV were transported to street banquets with real vegetables and jokes with the neighbours.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"p1\"\u003eAnd this is what Henry sated his hunger with. So citizens, if one day the sky above your town is suddenly blotted out, do not fear! It is (probably) Henry, the Culinary Star. Prepare your bibs.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ci\u003e \u003cem\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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He was hungry in the morning, in the night time, in the daytime, and in the timeless time that exists in space – he was born hungry, and this was immediately a problem for his mother, because stars do not eat. She tried giving him toy moons to play with, made from painstakingly collected and sculpted stardust – Henry screamed a terrible scream that caused a flock of comets to veer off course and cascade into the wrong planet. She tried patting him awkwardly on the back, and Henry howled a terrible howl that shook the knees of some distant black holes, and black holes do not have knees.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFinally she took him for a soothing float about the towns of Klah, and here they discovered the answer. Wherever they appeared, culinary miracles would happen. Those with barely a stale crust of bread to eat would find the crusts were not just fresh, but were whole feasts of Klah’s finest culinary delights (think eggs with egg jam, boiled raisin steaks, etc).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArch nemeses, feuding since before their grandmothers’ grandmothers were wisps of consciousness, suddenly found themselves sharing a delicious hot lettuce pie together, and the pastry would warm their cold hearts, the soft lettuce would soften their anger, and soon the past was forgotten and dishes were being washed and dried together.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeople that lived alone and usually ate toast in front of the TV were transported to street banquets with real vegetables and jokes with the neighbours.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd this is what Henry sated his hunger with. So citizens, if one day the sky above your town is suddenly blotted out, do not fear! It is (probably) Henry, the Culinary Star. Prepare your bibs.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA6 Sized Folded Greeting Card with \u003cem\u003eHenry The Culinary Star\u003c\/em\u003e illustration on the front and story on the back \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(blank inside for your coded messages \/ sonnets). Printed on textured Art Paper. 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Model wears a size Medium and is 187cm tall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAccompanied by the \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHenry the Culinary Star\u003c\/em\u003e story-card. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHenry was always hungry. He was hungry in the morning, in the night time, in the daytime, and in the timeless time that exists in space – he was born hungry, and this was immediately a problem for his mother, because stars do not eat. She tried giving him toy moons to play with, made from painstakingly collected and sculpted stardust – Henry screamed a terrible scream that caused a flock of comets to veer off course and cascade into the wrong planet. She tried patting him awkwardly on the back, and Henry howled a terrible howl that shook the knees of some distant black holes, and black holes do not have knees.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFinally she took him for a soothing float about the towns of Klah, and here they discovered the answer. Wherever they appeared, culinary miracles would happen. Those with barely a stale crust of bread to eat would find the crusts were not just fresh, but were whole feasts of Klah’s finest culinary delights (think eggs with egg jam, boiled raisin steaks, etc).\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArch nemeses, feuding since before their grandmothers’ grandmothers were wisps of consciousness, suddenly found themselves sharing a delicious hot lettuce pie together, and the pastry would warm their cold hearts, the soft lettuce would soften their anger, and soon the past was forgotten and dishes were being washed and dried together.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeople that lived alone and usually ate toast in front of the TV were transported to street banquets with real vegetables and jokes with the neighbours.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd this is what Henry sated his hunger with. So citizens, if one day the sky above your town is suddenly blotted out, do not fear! It is (probably) Henry, the Culinary Star. Prepare your bibs.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/shop.kingdom-of-klah.com\/pages\/exchange-and-returns-policy\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFree Exchanges\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eALL HAIL KINGDOM OF KLAH\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e♛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSign up to our mailing list \"The Kingdom of Klah Citizen's Digest\", a small, very occasional e-publication which, amongst the magic, stories and royalty, contains a special Citizen's Discount Code. 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